Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The beard is dead. Long live the goatee! Placeholder until I can
get something better than a bathroom selfie.
I'm sarcastic and I love teasing friends and partners. If you can
match me tit-for-tat, I want to hear from you.
I'm geeky. Love books, games, and watching shows. But not all of
I need a partner who will challenge me. Who will push for something
better and won't get mad when I excitedly drag her along on some
inane adventure. Because I promise to follow when she wants to drag
Some of my adventures this year will involve: randomly going to
cities/states I've never been to, white water rafting, a zombie
run, hiking in parks I've not yet been to, and whatever else fits
into my budget and enters my head.
So, if that and things like cuddling, game nights with us and/or
friends, cooking dinner together, etc. sounds like fun let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a scut job that I like for now. I get to drive around all
day singing to myself. Maybe one day I'll incorporate some sick
whitey dance moves just to complete the special needs image for the
other motorists. Next career goal is to get my EMT-B.
I've also started high-impact cardio training. Still adjusting from
low-impact(knee injuries) but I plan to do 5k's soon and I refuse
to walk when I do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling. Mostly with cats, but sometimes a pillow will get dragged
into my sleepy clutches. Open to substitutes!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That man has fooooooood!!!!!! Get him!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For several years I had a small novella listing many of my favorite
works of literature and cinematics. Each with a small blurb about
why. Nobody else seems to give a shit, but if you do for some
reason let me know. I saved it. Suffice to say. I like books. I
like movies. I like television shows. Fantasy, sci-fi, and anything
analyzing how utterly fucked up the human mind is and the terrible
things it does to us will generally make me happy.
When it comes to music my tastes are eclectic. There is a song or
artist in just about every genre that I like. Tend towards rock
and, lately, folk/bluegrass.
Mumford and Sons(which leads to Trampled by Turtles, Greensky
Bluegrass, and more)
If you combine a violin and/or a bagpipe with my rock I will
probably love it.
If you want to whine about your tractor eating your dog right
before a grizzly bear did a cannonball onto it.. I'll probably hate
it. After Johnny Cash, most country just got.. too lame and poppy
for my tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Cooking. No, seriously. I love cooking for others. I try and
invite friends over to cook for. I even drove down to Cleveland
recently just to cook for friends who were having a rough week.
Hate cooking for only myself.
-Stockholm Syndrome. It ensures my kitties love me!
-Irreverence. Nothing is sacred. You have been warned.
-Honesty. Hope I don't need to explain that one.
-Toilet paper. Seriously, grab the wrong thing to wipe with while
you're out in the woods and all kinds of bad happen.
-OCD. Because that gives me a sixth thing. I need a sixth thing. It
asks for 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream all the time. Story ideas, pranks, "Why the fuck are
these people driving 20-30 mph under the speedlimit when it's a
small snow flurry with perfect visibility. Aaargh!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My last few fridays have consisted of work, hanging out with
friends/going to dinner, breaking my comfort zone by going alone to
a bar for the first time, and staying home and hiding. Not much
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an introvert who finds large social gatherings with strangers
to be incredibly uncomfortable. Unless I'm getting paid, in which
case I can talk to anyone about anything. This makes me sound like
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Zombies and you'd like to compare zombie tattoos.
If you hate boredom. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I've
never been accused of being boring.
Or you can do it because sometimes it's just nice to have a
conversation with someone who wants a long-term, preferably(though
it doesn't have to be as long as it's consensual on all fronts)
monogamous relationship. And knowing that if it does move to a date
then sex is NOT the goal in the first 5 minutes. Obviously I need
enough time to unset the table and make sure all the dishes are
stacked by type and size. There's no OCD here.
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