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31 Henrietta, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:16am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm sarcastic, possibly funny, and a cuddle whore. Cat lover, reader, and netflix binger. I'm a nerd who enjoys being active. I'd love to meet someone who wants to do a 5k with me. Or maybe drag me along to do a hike through the woods. Or just go on a long-ass drive with me to nowhere in particular. Just because we can. My only request for afterwards is that I be rewarded with cuddles :P
What I’m doing with my life
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Underachieving with a plan. If you want to read that as I took a pizza delivery job after being out of work for a year from my 2nd consecutive knee surgery(6 months apart) and decided to take something to ease back into the workforce, go ahead.

But hey, I get paid fairly well for a scut job and I get to drive around all day singing to myself. Maybe one day I'll incorporate some sick whitey dance moves just to complete the special needs image for the other motorists.

In my duller moments, I'm working on me. Now, before you get all excited and get to looking for shirtless bathroom pics showing off my 24 pack.. There aren't any. Probably never will be either.
I’m really good at
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Cuddling. Mostly with cats.

Good news is that I'm just a short sex-change operation away from being a crazy cat lady!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really don't know. Could be my scars? Could be my scowl? Might even be me gaily skipping through walmart while singing the smurf theme song.

Actually, most people don't seem to notice the scars. Guess I'll just have to be more ludicrous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For several years I had a small novella listing many of my favorite works of literature and cinematics. Each with a small blurb about why. Nobody else seems to give a shit, but if you do for some reason let me know. I saved it. Suffice to say. I like books. I like movies. I like television shows. Fantasy, sci-fi, and anything analyzing how utterly fucked up the human mind is and the terrible things it does to us will generally make me happy.

When it comes to music my tastes are eclectic. There is a song or artist in just about every genre that I like. Tend towards rock and, lately, folk/bluegrass.

Breaking Benjamin
Mumford and Sons(which leads to Trampled by Turtles, Greensky Bluegrass, and more)
If you combine a violin and/or a bagpipe with my rock I will probably love it.

If you want to whine about your tractor eating your dog right before a grizzly bear did a cannonball onto it.. I'll probably hate it. After Johnny Cash, most country just got.. to lame and poppy for my tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Cooking. No, seriously. I love cooking for others. I try and invite friends over to cook for. I even drove down to Cleveland recently just to cook for friends who were having a rough week. Hate cooking for only myself. Save me!

-Stockholm Syndrome. It ensures my kitties love me!

-Irreverence. Nothing is sacred. You have been warned.

-Deadpan delivery! Can't tell a good punchline or pull a fun prank if you keep laughing.

-Toilet paper. Seriously, grab the wrong thing to wipe with while you're out in the woods and all kinds of bad happen.

-OCD. Because that gives me a sixth thing. I need a sixth thing. It asks for 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder if I can grow my beard and hair out enough to braid into each other so I can run around doing Wookie roars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking myself to sleep in the corner as I recover from a day filled with people. I don't usually like people. But when I do... Nope, I don't. Persons are different. I like some persons.

I also have the unfortunate habit of deciding that I want to go to the gym after work on the weekends. Of course, my gym is closed by that point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when I take corners too fast while driving, I'll scream out, "We're all going to DIEEEE!!! AAAAHHH" And then I'll giggle.

I have absolutely no secrets, so if you have the ladyballs to ask, I'll answer.
You should message me if
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If you like Zombies and you'd like to compare zombie tattoos.

Or if you're bored and want to keep me from being bored

Or if you want to see how many pictures it takes to make it to the center of a non-photogenic Brandon-pop. (In my head that somehow translates to a good picture. Just... Shhh. Go with it.)

Or you can do it because sometimes it's just nice to have a conversation with someone who wants a long-term, preferably(though it doesn't have to be as long as it's consensual on all fronts) monogamous relationship. And knowing that if it does move to a date then sex is NOT the goal in the first 5 minutes. Obviously I need enough time to unset the table and make sure all the dishes are stacked by type and size. There's no OCD here.