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Brand83

31 Henrietta, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The beard is dead. Long live the goatee! Placeholder until I can get something better than a bathroom selfie.

I'm sarcastic and I love teasing friends and partners. If you can match me tit-for-tat, I want to hear from you.

I'm geeky. Love books, games, and watching shows. But not all of the time.

I need a partner who will challenge me. Who will push for something better and won't get mad when I excitedly drag her along on some inane adventure. Because I promise to follow when she wants to drag me along.

Some of my adventures this year will involve: randomly going to cities/states I've never been to, white water rafting, a zombie run, hiking in parks I've not yet been to, and whatever else fits into my budget and enters my head.

So, if that and things like cuddling, game nights with us and/or friends, cooking dinner together, etc. sounds like fun let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got a scut job that I like for now. I get to drive around all day singing to myself. Maybe one day I'll incorporate some sick whitey dance moves just to complete the special needs image for the other motorists. Next career goal is to get my EMT-B.

I've also started high-impact cardio training. Still adjusting from low-impact(knee injuries) but I plan to do 5k's soon and I refuse to walk when I do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling. Mostly with cats, but sometimes a pillow will get dragged into my sleepy clutches. Open to substitutes!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That man has fooooooood!!!!!! Get him!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For several years I had a small novella listing many of my favorite works of literature and cinematics. Each with a small blurb about why. Nobody else seems to give a shit, but if you do for some reason let me know. I saved it. Suffice to say. I like books. I like movies. I like television shows. Fantasy, sci-fi, and anything analyzing how utterly fucked up the human mind is and the terrible things it does to us will generally make me happy.

When it comes to music my tastes are eclectic. There is a song or artist in just about every genre that I like. Tend towards rock and, lately, folk/bluegrass.

Breaking Benjamin
Mumford and Sons(which leads to Trampled by Turtles, Greensky Bluegrass, and more)
If you combine a violin and/or a bagpipe with my rock I will probably love it.

If you want to whine about your tractor eating your dog right before a grizzly bear did a cannonball onto it.. I'll probably hate it. After Johnny Cash, most country just got.. too lame and poppy for my tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Cooking. No, seriously. I love cooking for others. I try and invite friends over to cook for. I even drove down to Cleveland recently just to cook for friends who were having a rough week. Hate cooking for only myself.

-Stockholm Syndrome. It ensures my kitties love me!

-Irreverence. Nothing is sacred. You have been warned.

-Honesty. Hope I don't need to explain that one.

-Toilet paper. Seriously, grab the wrong thing to wipe with while you're out in the woods and all kinds of bad happen.

-OCD. Because that gives me a sixth thing. I need a sixth thing. It asks for 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream all the time. Story ideas, pranks, "Why the fuck are these people driving 20-30 mph under the speedlimit when it's a small snow flurry with perfect visibility. Aaargh!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? Ha!

My last few fridays have consisted of work, hanging out with friends/going to dinner, breaking my comfort zone by going alone to a bar for the first time, and staying home and hiding. Not much typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an introvert who finds large social gatherings with strangers to be incredibly uncomfortable. Unless I'm getting paid, in which case I can talk to anyone about anything. This makes me sound like a whore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Zombies and you'd like to compare zombie tattoos.

If you hate boredom. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I've never been accused of being boring.

Or you can do it because sometimes it's just nice to have a conversation with someone who wants a long-term, preferably(though it doesn't have to be as long as it's consensual on all fronts) monogamous relationship. And knowing that if it does move to a date then sex is NOT the goal in the first 5 minutes. Obviously I need enough time to unset the table and make sure all the dishes are stacked by type and size. There's no OCD here.