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31 • Henrietta, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–36
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 1:16am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Libra, and it’s fun to think about
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
But hey, I get paid fairly well for a scut job and I get to drive around all day singing to myself. Maybe one day I'll incorporate some sick whitey dance moves just to complete the special needs image for the other motorists.
In my duller moments, I'm working on me. Now, before you get all excited and get to looking for shirtless bathroom pics showing off my 24 pack.. There aren't any. Probably never will be either.
Good news is that I'm just a short sex-change operation away from being a crazy cat lady!
Actually, most people don't seem to notice the scars. Guess I'll just have to be more ludicrous.
When it comes to music my tastes are eclectic. There is a song or artist in just about every genre that I like. Tend towards rock and, lately, folk/bluegrass.
Mumford and Sons(which leads to Trampled by Turtles, Greensky Bluegrass, and more)
If you combine a violin and/or a bagpipe with my rock I will probably love it.
If you want to whine about your tractor eating your dog right before a grizzly bear did a cannonball onto it.. I'll probably hate it. After Johnny Cash, most country just got.. to lame and poppy for my tastes.
-Stockholm Syndrome. It ensures my kitties love me!
-Irreverence. Nothing is sacred. You have been warned.
-Deadpan delivery! Can't tell a good punchline or pull a fun prank if you keep laughing.
-Toilet paper. Seriously, grab the wrong thing to wipe with while you're out in the woods and all kinds of bad happen.
-OCD. Because that gives me a sixth thing. I need a sixth thing. It asks for 6 things.
I also have the unfortunate habit of deciding that I want to go to the gym after work on the weekends. Of course, my gym is closed by that point.
I have absolutely no secrets, so if you have the ladyballs to ask, I'll answer.
Or if you're bored and want to keep me from being bored
Or if you want to see how many pictures it takes to make it to the center of a non-photogenic Brandon-pop. (In my head that somehow translates to a good picture. Just... Shhh. Go with it.)
Or you can do it because sometimes it's just nice to have a conversation with someone who wants a long-term, preferably(though it doesn't have to be as long as it's consensual on all fronts) monogamous relationship. And knowing that if it does move to a date then sex is NOT the goal in the first 5 minutes. Obviously I need enough time to unset the table and make sure all the dishes are stacked by type and size. There's no OCD here.
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