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Brand83

30 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Here's what you get it when it comes to me. Intelligence, a genuine interest in your well-being, sarcasm, a sense of humor, nerdiness, a metric fuck-ton(metric, not imperial) of scars that I earned(none of that stupid body mod scarring crap), cuddle whore, listener, homebody, adrenaline junky, and so much more than any silly list will give you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Underachieving with a plan. If you want to read that as I took a pizza delivery job after being out of work for a year from my 2nd consecutive knee surgery(6 months apart) and decided to take something to ease back into the workforce, go ahead.

But hey, get paid fairly well for a scut job and I get to drive around all day singing to myself. Maybe one day I'll incorporate some sick whitey dance moves just to complete the special needs image for the other motorists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling. Mostly with cats. They seem to be the only ones that like me. Although, that could just be Stockholm Syndrome.

Good news is that I'm just a short sex-change operation away from being a crazy cat lady!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The cat hair shirt I'm wearing. No, it's not actually made of real cat fur. But I do use real cat fur to help accentuate the undershirt. Play your cards right, or pay the entrance fee, and you can come pick your own cat hair out of my organic cat fur farm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For several years I had a small novella listing many of my favorite works of literature and cinematics. Each with a small blurb about why. Nobody else seems to give a shit, but if you do for some reason let me know. I saved it. Suffice to say. I like books. I like movies. I like television shows. Fantasy, sci-fi, and anything analyzing how utterly fucked up the human mind is and the terrible things it does to us will generally make me happy.

Oh, I like music, too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing but fluffy clouds and smooth flying between one ear to the other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking myself to sleep in the corner as I recover from a day filled with people. I don't usually like people. But when I do... Nope, I don't. Persons are different. I like some persons.

I also have the unfortunate habit of deciding that I want to go to the gym after work on the weekends. Of course, my gym is closed by that point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have absolutely no secrets. I'm kinky! I have a penis! I'm really wanting to be drunk for the first time in.. a year but it's not going to happen.

Seriously though. I don't believe in lying. While I won't completely ditch the usefulness of a white lie(particularly if I'm fucking with someone, but that's for comedy!) I don't see the point. Rather have a harsh truth than a puff piece that will hurt even worse once the truth is revealed. And it will be. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.
You should message me if
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If you like Zombies and you'd like to compare zombie tattoos.

Or you're bored.

Or I sent you a message and you want to ridicule me for even bothering. Really, that's okay. I'll take it.

Or if you want to see how many pictures it takes to make it to the center of a non-photogenic Brandon-pop. (In my head that somehow translates to a good picture, as they so rarely capture the joie de vivre that makes me charming in person. Just... Shhh. Go with it.)

Or you can do it because sometimes it's just nice to have a conversation with someone who wants a long-term, preferably(though it doesn't have to be as long as it's consensual on all fronts) monogamous relationship. And knowing that if it does move to a date then sex is NOT the goal in the first 5 minutes.