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Brand_on_a_hill

32 M Mountainside, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Where to start? How does a person describe themselves? Should I start with the fact that I have worked in retail for the last thirteen years for the same company if not in the same position? Perhaps I will mention that I am a regular attendant to my local gym because being fit and active is important to me? Maybe I should mention that I am a voracious reader, avid gamer, and board game enthusiast? There is also the fact that I can cook, clean and sew as well as fix basic plumbing, carpentry, masonry and car mechanical failures alongside my ability to build and repair my own computers. Then I have all the outdoors stuff that I can do and have done like hike, canoe, kayak, white water raft, camp and make fire with two sticks and a piece of cloth. Traveling is not really my thing but I like going to new places and doing new things as much as the next person. I take a much more pragmatic view of the world than most people. I know what I want and what I'm looking for and am not willing to settle for less than a few basic requirements. I am very smart, very sarcastic, very loyal, fairly funny and always ready to have a good time. My family and my friends are important to me and I will always make time for them the same way I will always make time to do the things I want to do. People can always make time for the things they want to do or for people they want to be with. Oh yeah, I'm also pretty shameless about pursuing things I want. Also, I love my cats. I mean I love all animals, but I'm definitely a cat person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. I've my job, my hobbies, my cats, friends and family. I am always looking to improve though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic.

No, wait, well yeah, I am good at being sarcastic but I am really good at a lot of other things too. I don't have any special talents per se unless you figure being well above average at a lot of different things is a talent. I pick things up really quickly and I plateau at better than 95% of other people.

Also I am really good at figuring out ways to work alcohol in to dessert foods. People I know found out about my jello concoctions and now they keep challenging me to make pudding, mousse, pies, pie crust, whipped creams, ice cream, glazes and even butter ( I haven't figured that one out yet) with alcohol in them. It is getting out of control. I've had to recruit coworkers to help me dispatch of the food once made too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes are quite striking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Foods... Omnivore.
Music... I range from Kanye West and Eminem to Paramore and Lady Gaga with some Sarah Mclaughlin and SELECT country songs that are more like pop than country. I can listen to almost anything.
TV...Bones, House and Fringe are my three favorites but I also throughly enjoy The Big Bang Theory and 30 Rock. DVR is awesome because I am never chained to a TV.
Movies...I will watch anything entertaining but Shoot'em up is one of my favorites along with movies like the Illusionist and Shawn of the Dead.
Books...Fiction and fantasy mainly. My favorite authors being Brandon Sanderson, Issac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Jordan, Anne McCaffery, Mercedes Lackey, and most of all L.E. Modessitt Jr. But I will read almost anything you put in front of me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In the interest of not thinking of friends and family as things I will stick with hobbies and objects not in any particular order.
1. My computer and internet. Wouldn't be "here" right now without either...
2. My consoles. Gamer at heart.
3. The gym. I am there five to six times a week "self improving" an hour or more a day.
4. Books. I like to read.
5. Games in general. Games keep your mind sharp and active.
6. A Goal. Listlessness would not suit me I think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about a lot of things all the time. Just ask and I'll share but only if you do the same, I dislike having to prod people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever I feel like doing that Friday night or working. I have hung out with friends nearly every Friday since March and I would not have traded that time for anything in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just thought of something, if I don't know you very well I won't let you touch me beyond a handshake. I feel real contact is personal and shouldn't be casual. Maybe that makes me extra weird but I am who I am. I can however be very affectionate once I get to that level.
You should message me if
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If you like what you read and what you saw and you are think we'll hit it off. Interests/ activities of your own are a huge plus. Taking care of yourself mentally, physically and emotionally are nearly necessities. Also, I just got kittens so being on good terms with felines is a must now.