Hi.

I'm Brandi.

I'm 23 years old and I have pink hair.
I don't believe in God, but I was raised Jewish. I claim some eclectic mix of Taoist & Pagan. I'm tattooed and I want to be covered someday. I'm a total stoner, but I don't really drink. I don't smoke cigarettes. I love to read. I'm really ridiculously straight forward and honest. To the point where I often times lack tact and end up really offending people.

I'm mainly just looking for friends, I find it's really hard to make friends as an adult.

I am pansexual, but I am only interested in women. I have a boyfriend, but I miss female companionship. We're in an open and potentially polyamorous relationship. Actually, this is him xxbeezyxx & he's really frickin' adorable. Oh & not involved in this girlfriend thing. I'm really not here to find a threesome. (this does include hetero couples). I figured I'd specify. I'm open to talking to guys as long as they realize they'll never get sex & that I do have a boyfriend. As in, penises gross me out and nothing will ever change my mind. But if you are a cool dude who is literally only down for friendship, we can be friends.

Yes, I'm a Juggalette.
Please do not insult my intelligence by asking me if I know how magnets work or offering to explain them to me.
It's really not cute.

I've just graduated from school. I have a Bachelors in Digital Art & Design which I'm pretty proud of. Currently, I work as a makeup artist in a well-known makeup store.

Ultimately, as long as I'm happy I almost don't care where I am or what I'm doing.

Oral sex, graphic design, makeup, reconstructing tshirts, looking cute :D

I'm also really good at smoking weed.

My ever-changing (currently pink & purple with a tiny bit of blue) hair and my green eyes :D

Oh and my snarky smartass attitude. Woops.

My favorite book is Gone With the Wind.
I also love anything from Stephen King & Laurell K Hamilton. Paranormal romance is my favorite genre. I also really enjoy erotica and well-written porn. Woo!

Fav authors: Francesca Lia Block, JK Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Miller, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, I'm sure there's more I can't think of. I read like a fish. :D

As for movies, well ... Almost anything, really. I like good horror movies, psychological thrillers, anything Batman related, and comedies. I even enjoy the occasional chick flick.

Shows: Dexter, AHH! Real Monsters, Invader Zim, Daria, Once Upon a Time, The New Girl, Weeds, True Blood, Batman The Animated Series, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones

Music: Psychopathic Records, Tech N9ne, Muse, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Alice in Chains, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Borgore, Skrillex

Food: ANYTHING! I am trying very hard to stick to a vegetarian diet, but I just love food so much. Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Italian, Sushi, etc. Sushi & sammiches are my favorite foods.

Good weed, makeup, my cell phone, a vibrator, something to read, my HoneyBee.

All kinds of things. My mind is all over the place.

WORKING. Ha. Days that I'm not, I enjoy hanging out with my friends, researching for my job, or just watchin' shit on Netflix. Oh yes, and lots of sleeping and reading.

I'm a mostly open type of person. You can ask me anything you'd like! I do reserve the right to not answer if you choose to send me lewd or crass questions. Keep it classy, y'all!

You should message me if you are also a fun-loving girl who likes flirting and playing with other girls! You should be interested in fun dates, getting dressed up, and messing around. I'm an Aries, I'm passionate. :D

... Or if you just think I'm interesting and we could be friends. :)

You should absolutely not message me at all under any circumstances if yer a man who just wants sex. Or a romantic relationship. Or a friendship you think might lead to one of the above.