Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm fun! Down for anything...at least once, twice to make sure! I
enjoy the simple things in life. I'm a country raised city dweller.
Trying to live life one day at a time.
I'm pretty sure I was a dog in my past life. I like to go for rides
with the windows down. I like to play fetch with frisbees on the
beach. I fall asleep easily if someone is petting me. And I'll
probably sniff your butt when we meet! Just kidding...after the
first few awkward hellos and a couple of slaps, I've settled for a
handshake and a hug.
I'm not a "bro" but I do enjoy giving high fives drunkenly at Cubs
games! Days off in the summer equal right field bleachers. Though
I'm not opposed to catching a show or exploring the city.
I'm a beer geek, however, if its karaoke night at the Oasis I will
be saving my dough and order buckets of PBR. I do love me some
karaoke, what I lack in singing ability I make up for in
My family is very important to me, especially my oldest niece. My
sister was a single parent and we all pitched in to help raise my
now very cool niece, Morgan. I'd like to think I helped in the
coolness factor. When I went away to college she found all my old
punk tapes and CDs and fell just as madly in love with the Pixies,
Ramones, Violent Femmes, Rancid, Bosstones, MXPX (and more) as I
did at her age!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kick ass head bartender at the hippest place in Evanston, come see
me! Tried the cubical thing once and it sucked my spirit right out
My schedule affords me to pursue goals and aspirations. Like
writing, acting, and stand-up.
Trying to find out what the inside of the gym looks like more
Trying out new recipes. I thoroughly enjoy cooking for and
entertaining friends. Sharing a bottle of wine or two and engaging
in highly intellectual debates about who'd win in a fight between
Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil.
Thinking more and more about going to massage therapy school. I
give good massages, so I'm told.
My mornings usual consist of coffee, Lake Michigan, and my pup
Nico. We may smell a little funky after, but its worth it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting high scores on pinball machines...
Getting up early and staying up late...
Telling dirty jokes...
Giving advice to my younger co-workers...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile...eyes...I give good hugs. I get told I look like David Cross
or Paul Giamanti. Real sexy, eh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything written by HST, Vonnegut, Kerouac, Sedaris,
Palahniuk, Maher, Carlin...and anything else people tell me to read
because its worth it...but if its not, their soul will be
As for movies and TV, I'll watch anything as long as its
interesting...and if its not I take a nap! Right now I'm binge
Music: Rockabilly, punk, ska, swing, reggae, old country, classic
rock...I've been on a Gaurdians Of The Galaxy mix lately...
Food, its delicious! I'm not a picky eater by any means...can hang
with the vegans or get down on some charred animal flesh...just
don't push ideals on me and I won't push anything on you...although
bacon does make everything better!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft beer and nachos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We are the music makers, and the dreamers of dreams.
If during the resurrection of Jesus anyone shouted, "Stone it in
the head! STONE IT IN THE HEAD!!!"
Creating a food delivery service for Taco Bell.
When my Jedi/Kryptonian powers are going to kick in. Yes, I'm a
comic nerd. And proud of it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a crazy game of poker, or at my neighborhood pub solving
the world's problems with friends over a pint of IPA.
My new weekend schedule will consist of plenty of beer, burgers,
and football! New job, new schedule and Sundays will be
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have always wanted to be a professional wrestler!
I drool in my sleep.
You should message me if
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You've had the best and ready to settle for the rest...wait, strike
that, reverse it.
But seriously, if you're looking for a misogynistic bad boy move
along. But if you're looking for a fun goofy slightly crazy guy
with a big heart, here ya go!
You have a short skirt and a long jacket! Nanananana...
You wanna drink a beer at a ball game.
You like to sing-a-long to 80s and 90s one hit wonders!
You're not afraid of a bartender schedule.
Who are you looking for?
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