I'm pretty sure I was a dog in my past life. I like to go for rides with the windows down. I like to play fetch with frisbees on the beach. I fall asleep easily if someone is petting me. And I'll probably sniff your butt when we meet! Just kidding...after the first few awkward hellos and a couple of slaps, I've settled for a handshake and a hug.
I'm known to spontaneously go to a Cubs game. Favorite spot the right field bleachers...my buddy and I are really fun hecklers! Other fun Summer activities involve getting up super early and hitting up a fishing hole with my Romanian buddy out in McHenry. Or road tripping to the burbs for some sweet disc golf on a Friday morning. I also like to surprise my friends and family in St. Louis if I get 2 days off in a row.
I'm a beer geek, however, if its karaoke night at the Oasis I will be saving my dough and order buckets of PBR. If that is all you drink though, and cannot appreciate a good craft beer; I will make fun of you for being a pretentious hipster!
And by if some grace of God I have a weekend night off, I'll go check out a show or a concert...I have a lot of talented friends and see a lot of shows for free. If you're not into plays or live music; move along sista!
If your idea of camping involves a camper, mobile home, lake house, cabin, or any sort of non-tent based shelter; I'll probably make fun of you for being a yuppie nerd. We eat what we catch and if we catch nothing we're eating beans again!
Being from the country I understand farmer's frustrations for not getting paid appropriately for their crops. Which makes me a firm supporter of cannabis legalization. It would be a profitable and easily rotatable crop for the fields of southern Illinois...and its what Willie would want!