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Brando-Lando

32 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm fun! Down for anything...at least once, twice to make sure! I enjoy the simple things in life. I'm a country raised city dweller. Trying to live life one day at a time.

I'm pretty sure I was a dog in my past life. I like to go for rides with the windows down. I like to play fetch with frisbees on the beach. I fall asleep easily if someone is petting me. And I'll probably sniff your butt when we meet! Just kidding...after the first few awkward hellos and a couple of slaps, I've settled for a handshake and a hug.

I'm not a "bro" but I do enjoy giving high fives drunkenly at Cubs games! Days off in the summer equal right field bleachers. Though I'm not opposed to catching a show or exploring the city.

I'm a beer geek, however, if its karaoke night at the Oasis I will be saving my dough and order buckets of PBR. I do love me some karaoke, what I lack in singing ability I make up for in spectacle!

And by if some grace of God I have a weekend night off, I'll go check out a show or a concert...I have a lot of talented friends and see a lot of shows for free.

My family is very important to me, especially my oldest niece. My sister was a single parent and we all pitched in to help raise my now very cool niece Morgan. I'd like to think I helped in the coolness factor. When I went away to college she found all my old punk tapes and CDs and fell just as madly in love with the Pixies, Ramones, Violent Femmes, Rancid, Bosstones, MXPX (and more) as I did at her age!
What I’m doing with my life
Hmmm...well, was really banking on that whole Mayan calendar end of the world thing. Seeing as that didn't pan out, being a kick ass bar manager on the North Shore. Not the most glamorous careers, but I'm damn good at what I do and enjoy doing it! Tried the cubical thing once and it sucked my spirit right out of me.

My schedule affords me to pursue goals and aspirations. Like writing, acting, and stand-up.
Was recently cast in a new webseries! Hopefully start production in the next month or so.

Trying to find out what the inside of the gym looks like more often.

Trying out new recipes. I thoroughly enjoy cooking and entertaining friends. Sharing a bottle of wine or two and engaging in highly intellectual debates about who'd win in a fight between Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil.

Thinking more and more about going to massage therapy school. I give good massages, so I'm told.
I’m really good at
Setting high scores on pinball machines...

Getting up early and staying up late...

Telling dirty jokes...

Disc Golf...

Giving advice to my younger co-workers...

Swing dancing...

Overusing ellipses...
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile...eyes...I give good hugs. And my ability to find the best in a bad situation!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything written by HST, Vonnegut, Kerouac, Sedaris, Palahniuk, Maher, Carlin...and anything else people tell me to read because its worth it...but if its not, their soul will be MINE!

As for movies and TV, I'll watch anything as long as its interesting...and if its not I take a nap!

Music: Rockabilly, punk, ska, swing, reggae, new and old country, classic rock, rap, hip-hop...pretty much anything!

Food, its delicious! I'm not a picky eater by any means...can hang with the vegans or get down on some charred animal flesh...just don't push ideals on me and I won't push anything on you...although bacon does make everything better!
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends they count as one!

Music

Laughter

Craft beer and nachos

My glasses/contacts

Baseball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
We are the music makers, and the dreamers of dreams.

If during the resurrection of Jesus anyone shouted, "Stone it in the head! STONE IT IN THE HEAD!!!"

Creating a food delivery service for Taco Bell.

When my Jedi/Kryptonian powers are going to kick in. Yes, I'm a comic nerd. And proud of it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Here's the thing, my Fridays are my Mondays. After work im either at a friendly neighborhood poker game or beach walking with my dog Nico.

However if there's something totally awesome happening on a Friday or Saturday, I'm there. I don't live to work, I work to live!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have always wanted to be a professional wrestler!

I drool in my sleep.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've had the best and ready to settle for the rest...wait, strike that, reverse it.
But seriously, if you're looking for a misogynistic bad boy move along. But if you're looking for a fun goofy slightly crazy guy with a big heart, here ya go!

You have a short skirt and a long jacket! Nanananana...

You wanna drink a beer at a ball game.

You like to sing-a-long to 80's one hit wonders!

You're not afraid of a bartender schedule.