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BrandonAlexIII

30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:50am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Brandon. I'm originally from Dallas, Texas and I moved to Los Angeles when I was 17 on a dare. I spent the last 10 years working in the entertainment industry as a professional writer and comedian.
I figured I'd see what else life has to offer! I've got my career goals set and I love what I do so now I'm just focusing on the other things in life. In the long run, I'd like to meet a guy that could end up being my partner in crime/life and some new friends since I don't really know anyone out here. And also, getting into as many crazy adventures as possible, ya know, when I'm not being lazy at home.
What I’m doing with my life
*Saving up money to get my tattoo (it's gonna be a full sleeve on my right arm).
*Working/writing for B Magazine (www.bmag.us check us out!)
*I freelance script doctor/ghost write on the side for Cartoon Network and a studio or two when I get a gig.
I’m really good at
Professionally, I'm an awesome comedy writer and literary consultant.
Domestically, I'm really good at baking and fixing stuff.
Personally, I rock at board games and darts.
Genetically, I've got the Ginger thing down.
Sexually, I... well, let's just say I do what I do and I does it well ;) lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess, the red hair. I don't get the point of this question. It's like a polite way of saying "What odd physical abnormality do you possess?" or "Tell us about your rockin' ass!"... I totally have a rockin ass btw. Ya know, just cause OKCupid asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me out on a date and then we can begin with the stupid date questions. Settle down okcupid! Leave SOMETHING for people to talk about!
The six things I could never do without
1.) Being creative.
2.) Something new to try or new place to go.
3.) Someone to love and vice versa.
4.) Humor.
5.) FOOD!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! I'm a thinker. Sometimes, I think way too deeply into things and I think random stupid things are hilarious. For Example:

*Who invented milk? Like who was the guy that pointed to a cow and said "I am so gonna drink me some of that!" And then when it curdled and turned to cheese, why did he keep eating it? Was goat's milk the invention of his dick cousin that wanted attention too?

*Do zombies poop? I mean they eat people, it's gotta come out somewhere. Do they gain weight or does it kinda just fill up in their stomach? I like to imagine an overly ambitious zombie that's so bloated he can't physically eat anymore people. Maybe has a pooch or a "people gut", if you will.

*Raisins. They creep me out. They're like little dried up grape corpses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a homebody, working on my book, reading a book, or watching a movie. Not really big into the gay scene or going out clubbing. I've been hitting up random little events lately with friends but that's about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
TONS!
*I'm completely afraid of heights and swimming in dark water because I know there's fish swimming around in there that wanna kill me.
*I get all teary eyed during sad parts of movies but when friends cry, I get really awkward and tell them to stop.
*I think prostitution and human euthanasia should be legalized! Ask me and I'll tell you why!
*I have a really warped and twisted sense of humor but I hate hurting people's feelings.
*I'm Ginger. Don't ask my if it's my natural hair color because when was the last time you heard of a guy dying his hair red so he could look more sexy?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're a nice guy, laid back, and likes to laugh then hit me up. Not looking for hook ups or one night stands. Friends are always welcome too since I'm new to the area! Mostly looking for someone worth investing my time in. Yes, I do eventually wanna fall in love with someone, ya know, find the Watson to my Sherlock Holmes, the Batman to my Robin, the Lela to my Fry... ya know, but with a lot more sex. lol