It's hard to sum yourself up in one nice, neat little paragraph, but I guess I'll give it a whirl. My name's Brandon, I'm 20, I live in White Lake, Michigan. My life's goal is to entertain all of the people.

As far as why I'm on this site, and what I'm looking for, I guess I'm on here just to tread the waters, and see what could come out of it. Am I expecting to find my soul mate on here? While it would be nice, I'm not getting my hopes up. However, if I can at least find a few people who I could call amigo's on here, I'd be content with that.

Living. Breathing. Making music. YouTubing. Just trying to exist to the fullest.

I've always been pretty good at keeping people entertained. I was the class clown in high school, I was the guy who tried to either put on the most dramatic or funniest performance in theater class. I'm also pretty good at talking to people when their feeling down. You know that one friend you have whose taken on the role of "Personal Therapist"? That would be me in my group of buddies. Oh, I'm also pretty damn good at breathing.

I'd say my sense of humor. I always try to open with a joke. People also notice that I really don't care what other people think of me. I am who I am, and I'm not going to try to sugar coat it for anyone. I'm seen as the goof until you get to know me, then you realize that it's not just one dimension, but I'm actually a smart, caring guy... or at least that's what I'm told, anyway. Oh, and I'm sure that eventually you'll notice that I'm pretty nerdy. That usually comes up eventually.

Books: John Green, JK Rowling, Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, Ancient Mythology (Specifically Greek Mythology), books on religion (I'm an atheist, but religion fascinates me), plenty of non-fiction

Movies: My two favorite movies are American History X and Full Metal Jacket, but my film interests are pretty wide. I enjoy comedy movies, old school film noir, horror movies that aren't just gore and boobs, action movies where you leave your brain at the door, comic-book based movies and a lot of classic film.

TV: Pro Wrestling, History Channel, History International, Biography Channel, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, House MD, shows I grew up on.

Music: Heavy Metal is my comfort zone, specifically pre-2000 metal. But I also listen to Rap/Hip Hop, Techno (Hardstyle and Dubstep are my favorite genre's), Punk Rock, Jazz, Blues, Classical, the occasional Pop song... I don't like to limit myself to one genre, as I'm sure you can tell.

Food: My favorite kinds of food are Chinese, Italian and any variety of sea food, but I'm pretty open minded and am willing to try anything.

1: My Family (Gaah, so cliche!)
2: My Friends (GAAH! Just as cliche)
3: Knowledge Sources (I'm constantly on the pursuit of learning new things)
4: My computer (I make a lot of music and do a lot of writing with this thing)
5: The Internet (Easiest way to pursuit knowledge and keep in touch with my buddies)
6: I dunno.... oxygen, I guess?

I spend a lot of time thinking about my life and what I'm doing with it. I think about the messed up state of the world. I think about the music I make and comedians I like. My friends and family spend a lot of time in my thoughts too. I think of movies and television shows, analyzing them and critiquing them. My thoughts are much more serious then my actions let on, to say the least.

Sitting in my room, making no noise and pretending I don't exist

Ask me. I'm pretty honest, but there's not alot I'll tell someone before getting to know them. There's definitely alot to find out, though. My history ain't exactly a very happy one.

Because there's not a quote section, I'm gonna use this to throw up a few quotes that I REALLY Like:

Be as you wish to seem
-Socrates

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
-Socrates

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
-Socrates

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
-Jim Morrison

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.
-Socrates

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
-Socrates

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
-Socrates

I kinda really like Socrates, if you can't tell

Well, first and foremost, message me if you think I'm an interesting person. But, aside from the KNOBvious (Inside joke that's funny to a select few), if your an entertainment buff, you enjoy critiquing different mediums of entertainment, you are looking for somebody to have deep, intellectual conversations with, your looking for a dude whose more interested in candle lit dinners and talking rather then fucking, or if your just looking for a new person to hang out with, go ahead and shoot me a line.