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BrandonDitto

27 M Uniontown, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.92m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a really nice and thoughtful person. I really like to be funny. I like nature and NON-nature. I'm really neat and clean. I like technology. I love watching movies on my couch. I typically like serious films, but the TV series I watch usually have absurd humor. I like to be creative and make music with my voice, guitar, and synthetic instruments. I can sort of draw. I enjoy riding my bike on trails to see nature. I have a pretty awesome video game collection that contains some rare and beautiful works of art. I'm sure you girls don't care about that though. I hang out with my family fairly often (my work and apartment is very close to my parents' house). I'm simple and perfect (in my own way).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at FedEx Custom Critical (Mon - Fri 13:30 - 22:00) while doing freelance graphic design. I'm also making music. I've already made 3 albums! I've been pretty lax lately with making music. I'm always thinking about and creating songs in my head though.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Making music (arguable)
Drawing (definitely arguable)
Basketball (yikes... I don't even know if I'd be considered 'OK' at this)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall
Some people think I'm a pot-head (maybe because I have "relaxed" eyes and talk calmly, perhaps)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dinosaur and pond life books

My favorite films are: 12 Years a Slave, A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Apocalypse Now, Blue Velvet, Bottle Rocket, Brazil, Bronson, Dead Man, Deliverance, Django Unchained, Drive, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs of New York, Heavy Weights, Inception, Inglorious Basterds, Jurassic Park, Lost Highway, Moon, Mullholland Drive, No Country for Old Men, Rushmore, Shame, Shutter Island, Taxi Driver, The Aviator, The Departed, The Hobbit (animated movie), The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, The Last Samurai, The Master, The Prestige, There Will Be Blood, The Wolf of Wall Street--and then obviously fantasy series like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars are kind of fun to watch... I guess.

I enjoy comedy shows such as Tim and Eric's various series, Mr. Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Office (US and UK), Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Da Ali G Show, Home Movies, Bob's Burgers, Eastbound & Down, Delocated, Jon Benjamin Has A Van, Nathan For You, The Birthday Boys, The Eric Andre Show, Strangers With Candy, Summer Heights High, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Burning Love, Children's Hospital, Stella and a few others. I like Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, True Detective, House of Cards, Sons of Anarchy, Luther, Sherlock, and The Walking Dead as well.

I like girl pop music. So fantastical. So beautiful. I also like Daryl Palumbo's music. I grew up on the Beatles. I still think they've technically made the best music ever. I listen to the music I make the most, however.

Eating food is an extremely enjoyable experience! I'm big on stuff with cheese in it. right now obsessed with Luigi's salads w/cheese. Their pizza is ectremely good too.

Olive oil usually makes things delicious. I'm not BIG on veggies! Salads, spinach, zucchini, and olives are still great. I hate tomatoes and shrooms big time. I like real fruit strips (sometimes called fruit leather). I really like fattening foods too. You can't go wrong with Italian restaurants. American food is nice. Chipotle is always nice and fresh. When I make food for myself, I usually make eggs w/hot sauce (w/ham), tuna sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly, and other basic things.
The six things I could never do without
1. 2014 Subaru Impreza 2.0i 5-door (Crystal Black Silica)
2. 2011 Fuji Nevada 1.0
3. 2013 LG Nexus 5 (co-developed by Google)
4. Mid-2009 MacBook Pro 13-inch, 2.26 ghz (MB990LL/A) w/24" Apple Cinema Display
5. 2008 Mongoose Crossway 450 Hybrid
6. 2008 Gibson Les Paul Studio (LPSTWBCH1 - Mahogany)

The things I could actually not do without would be my family, friends, etc... you know... that kind of junk...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dreams, comedic situations, video games, music (my own), my own philosophies
On a typical Friday night I am
I work until 22:00. Then I work out for an hour or so. After that I'll come home, get comfy and watch a movie/series, play a game, or browse the internet. I suppose weekend nights would be more eventful for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't fart in front of people. That word grosses me out too. It's hard for me say.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you iza gurl.