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23 Louisville, KY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 11
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

It's really hard to summarize oneself. It makes me feel arrogant. I suppose if you're into that sort of thing, I am an INTJ.

I am not a religious person, though I can understand why people have faith. While I encourage them to question their beliefs, as I question my own, I am fairly accommodating of such things. More important than the question of what you believe is how it influences the way that you act towards people. I can tell you now that if you're nasty towards people, that I really don't want anything to do with you.

Which I suppose brings me to another one of my goals (because it's kind of important to have those). I want to join the Peace Corps, but more importantly, I want to help others who were not born into as much opportunity as myself. I already spend a good chunk of my time doing volunteer work. But I really want to join the Peace Corps someday.

I legitimately celebrate Festivus as a holiday.

I own an overly expensive telescope and want to find someone who will get drunk with me and go stargazing. (It's brilliant)

Right now I am a full time student. I am working on a BS in Sociology.

So perhaps I should talk about what it is that I want in a partner. I want someone with a mature sense of things. This doesn't mean that you have to be some sort of humorless dick, but I really don't want some self-infantilizing bimbo who thinks that being helpless is sexy. Ideally I want someone who reads and knows how to carry a semi-intelligent conversation. I want someone to share my life with. Deep innermost conflicts, as well as every single moment of joy.

My ideal date is going to the Frazier, wandering around Louisville for a bit(probably the waterfront), hitting up a restaurant for dinner, then heading home for a cheap bottle of wine and a movie. Alternatively, I own one of those really nice telescopes, I've been trying to find someone with an interest in drunk stargazing for the fall. Preferably someone who doesn't mind cuddling. I make a pretty wicked big spoon. I also do really well with jetpack cuddlers.

I should also note that before anything escalates to a date, I like to Skype. Perhaps a movie or a co-op game. Call it a pre-date. : p
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I will tell you when I come up with an answer for the faux-mother of a question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything that I put effort into, cuddling, back rubs, listening, PC gaming, writing, cooking... ect
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, I'd say. That might not be what others say though, I can't really answer this one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 5 Years to Freedom, Heart of Darkness, Maus, Outbreak, Picture of Dorian Grey, Slaughterhouse 5, The Ides of March & The Jungle. As well as countless other published titles which are long and boring to most but pertain to a very particular interest of mine in the social sciences.

Short Stories: A Good Man is Hard to Find, Cathedral, The Yellow Wallpaper, Trifles, Where are You Going, Where Have You Been?

My favorite poem is Emily Dickenson's Much Madness; The Divinest Sense.

Movies: 2001, A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Metropolis, The Green Mile, Tron & Tron Legacy, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, Watchmen

TV: I don't actually watch TV anymore, but I do pirate episodes of adventure time as well as spending loads of my time watching youtube documentaries. There's also Dr. Who, otherwise, I don't even own a TV anymore.

Food: I enjoy cooking, mostly I cook different kinds of meats, but my favorite dish is a nice stir fry with lots of vegetables.

Music: About half of my day is spent listening to music, usually I am gaming or writing. I don't much like Rap or Country music, but that's specious and it's much more complicated than that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is nothing that I have now that hasn't been taken away from me at one point or another. I will say that someone with as much hope as I have will always have something to give. In this way I am very lucky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism; what an individual is if anything? Consumerism; could we be happier with fewer things in life? Patriarchy; what if this were a matriarchal society?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Not that I am opposed to it, I justly value personal time so much more. I imagine spending my Friday nights cuddling to a movie if I were with someone. Personal time is to be shared with those you care about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If it were private, I wouldn't be willing to admit it. That being said, I have more than a few skeletons in my closet, you may ask me about them.
You should message me if
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Any of my profile made sense to you... If you need a good friend or someone to talk to right just now. If you want to play some Minecraft or Portal II co-op. If you even remotely think that I might be the right person but are afraid that I might judge you harshly.

I seriously re-wrote my profile so that people might be more apt to message me.