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  • Ages 21-39
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Last online
Today – 5:02am
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm intelligent, well read, and very funny. I'm always interested in learning something new. I'll try just about anything once.

I'm sarcastic at times, but deep down I'm a very kind person, and I'm always ready and willing to help out a friend or a total stranger in need.

I'm a hard core feminist, but I'll still probably offer to pay for dinner, though I wont insist.

I'm pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro-legalization/decriminalization, pro-separation of church and state, pro-wrestling, anti-circumcision, anti-abstinence only sex education, Anti-transphobia, and occasionally anti-matter.

I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of inquiry. I believe in evolution, gravity, germ theory, and heliocentrism
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard to get back into shape, getting to the gym at every opportunity, and cutting whatever excess calories I can from my diet... Except for Taco Bell, that's non negotiable. I also produce the Secular Nation Podcast for the Atheist Alliance of America, which affords me opportunity to hobnob with some big names in the atheist community.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Listening,Writing, Drawing, cooking, Karaoke, Origami, Scrabble, Crossword Puzzels, Quizzo, Cards Against Humanity, Dancing, making people laugh, Christopher Walken impersonations, totally rocking a kilt, counter apologetics, seemingly useless knowledge, correcting people on their use of the word "ironic", empathizing with fellow human beings, apologizing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My amusing t-shirts, that I use a lot of big words when I talk, and my incredibly soft hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier, The Stranger, The God Delusion, Sex at Dawn, Science fiction, Science fact, philosophy, classic literature.

Movies: Happiness, The Thing, RoboCop, Dagon, Midnight Cowboy, Dead Man, John Dies at the End, Sans Soleil, Citizen Kane, Quentin Tarentino, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, John Carpenter, Satoshi Kon (RIP), 80's movies, Horror movies, especially movies with body horror.

Music: Harvey Danger, The Mountain Goats, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Jukebox the Ghost, Bowie, Nico Vega, The Handsome Family, Sean Nelson, Classic rock, Prog rock, New Wave, alternative, death metal, classical. I honestly can't think of a single Genre that doesn't have something I like in it.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Better Call Saul, Vikings, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Archer, Cosmos, Bojack Horseman.

Web shows: The Atheist Experience, Channel Awesome, The Spoony Experiment, Redletter Media, Crash Course

Podcasts: Savage Lovecast, Radiodrome, Yo, Is This Racist?, Blacklist Table Reads, Welcome to Night Vale

Food: Chimichangas, Tuna melts (I make the world's best), Unagi, Saba, Lamb pasanda
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Audiobooks, Taco Bell, my computer, The Savage Lovecast, my kilt, and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Counter apologetics, science, feminism, and a great deal of things it would be unwise to advertise publicly over the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jogging, going to the gym, or jogging to the gym, plus I go to Drinking Skeptically at the Dubliner on the second Friday of every month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a mullet in grade school. And I'm fairly sure I have Tourette's Syndrome.
You should message me if
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You love to laugh and enjoy intelligent conversation. You're far from perfect and maybe just a little bit crazy. You're not a super model, but you're comfortable with what you have. You don't believe that the Earth is bigger than the Sun.