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27 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:11pm
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. I'm Lewis. Well where to begin. okay, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at uni, so mainly that. I suppose outside of that - I live with friends and make the most of living in a place like London.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
There's nothing that I'm REALLY good at. I'm fairly good/above average at a variety of things. Such as, the use of the Havard referencing system, making cheese toasties, planning holidays, choosing what company I keep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My insatiable appetite for knitwear... I actually have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: - Superbad. nothing else. I'm no movie buff but I know a bad film when I see one i.e George Lucas' 'Red Tails'..ouch that hurt to watch. You know its bad if Neyo (yes, singer Neyo) has a part in it.

shows: some personal tried and tested classics include.. The Office (UK Version..obvs) for major lolage, Peep Show for mega lols, South Park , Archer (ah man that show is funny), Boardwalk Empire. oh and modern family, mainly for Phil Dunphy. .

Music: This changes all the time. Right now Ed Sheereeen and Seven Lions are getting a lot of air time from me.

Food: I love food. Cereal (cheerios, coco pops at the mo) is awesome. As are cheese toasties. As is peanut butter. My pallet is a lot more refined than those examples make out but if I was stuck on a desert isalnd I would probably opt for cereal over eggs benedict.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and famile
Swear words
peanut butter
the ability to run
sunshine and blue skies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uni stuff and future travel plans and emigrating to Australia. and little boys!!!!...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical Friday. I could be out on the raz, working, studying, out for dinner, playing LAN games with my housemates, in the gym, watching a movie, round a mates, running. all kinds of mental shit really.
You should message me if
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If you feel like doing so and most of the following applies to you..
- You like to eat rice
- Your behavior is not controlled by a god, deity, priest, vicar, imam etc.
- Your behavior is not controlled by drug addiction.
- You don't need to shave your face every two days.
- You're not a bellend

ha that's so negative! glass half full yeah! (Y)