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26 M London, UK

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  • Ages 20–29
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey. I'm Lewis. Well where to begin. okay, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making sure I'm always having a gooood tiiime. and I study Biology so I spend a fair bit of my life with my head in a text book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
driving on the speed limit.
locating countries on a world map within a short period of time.
frying eggs.
so yeah, all the important things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My double-breasted lapels... I really do not know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: - Superbad. nothing else. I'm no movie buff but I know a bad film when I see one i.e George Lucas' 'Red Tails'..ouch that hurt to watch. You know its bad if Neyo (yes, singer Neyo) has a part in it.

shows: some personal tried and tested classics include.. The Office (UK Version..obvs) for major lolage, Peep Show for mega lols, South Park , Archer (ah man that show is funny), Boardwalk Empire. oh and modern family, mainly for Phil Dunphy. .

Music: M83/Passionpit/Phoenix/Arctic Monkeys
Blink/Hundred Reasons/Oasis/Verve
plus loads of random stuff, for example Ice Cube's 'Today Was a Good Day' is a particular favourite that I like to pluck from relative obscurity.

Food: So I am not a fussy eater. The only food I can think of that I can't stand the thought of eating is rusk...yep.
I'm a huge fan of Thai food, Turkish food, french cheese and bread, bbq salmon, roast lamb, lentil lasange, cholcolate. oh man this is making me hungry. my favourite food is peanut butter.. eat it on average twice a daily, thrice if my luck is in.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and famile
Swear words
peanut butter
the ability to run
sunshine and blue skies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Travel plans for the USA. Travel plans for China. emigrating to Australia. little boys!!!!...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical Friday. I could be out on the raz, working, studying, out for dinner, playing LAN games with my housemates, in the gym, watching a movie, round a mates, running. all kinds of mental shit really.
You should message me if
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If you feel like doing so and most of the following applies to you..
- You like to eat rice
- Your behavior is not controlled by a god, deity, priest, vicar, imam etc.
- Your behavior is not controlled by drug addiction.
- You don't think the capital cities of the USA and Australia are New York and Sydney.
- You don't need to shave your face every two days.