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26 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:50pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a realistic jokester who tries to look at the world for what it is and think: "Now how can I make people laugh their ass off with this?".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in the corporate machine... or disrupting it, considering I'm in IT Support I've got a 50/50 chance of doing either.

I've also been working on a Metroid-style game for a little while now and it's progressing rapidly!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humor! making jokes and getting laughs is second nature to me. Building, crunching numbers and anything computer related I'm pretty good with.

Cooking. I love cooking for others and I've never gotten a bad review (unless you count the Hot Koolaid incident).

Finding stuff to do when bored, that also ends up being boring... somehow I'm a damn wizard at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very charismatic and tend to talk with my hands a lot. I can discuss nearly everything as I'm always interested in hearing people's stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a big fan of HP Lovecraft and Stephen King. Some Key ones (regardless of author) are the Dark Tower series, the Magic world at War series, Year Zero, Great Tales of Horror, and All You Need Is Kill.

Movies: Very big into Sci-fi and Thriller. Movies that make you think about who we are and what we're meant to do are very compelling to me, but I'll always enjoy a good fantasy setting as well. Favorites are Pacific Rim, Sunshine, Interstellar, Princess Mononoke.

Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Archer, Community, Workaholics. There' also a lot of Anime I've seen as well, my favorite currently probably has to be Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it's never boring... ever.

Music: Gorillaz, Big Black Delta, Isosine, Rush, Galactaron, And One, Beck, Eminem, and much more. I have a pretty diverse taste in music, and I like to be introduced to new stuff all the time, so if you've got a wide library I'd love to hear it!

Food: I love many different types of foods and going out to try something new or interesting is always a great dinner plan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet (Superfast newspaper)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much! Lot's about music, movies, games, people, places. I tend to daydream often and I have this whole universe of characters in my head that I've always wanted to express somehow, but can't find the proper medium. They're trapped!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends playing Dungeons and Dragons. It's great fun to jump into a dungeon, find dangerous creatures, and then bicker about which one of us gets to keep the loot we'll get?

"That shield should be mine!" "You're an archer, what are you going to do with it!?" "Wear it like a hat to protect myself from falling rocks, of course!"
You should message me if
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You're not a Zygon in disguise.

You're not an android come back in time do stop my descendants from defeating the robot overlords in the future.

You're not a Death Eater planning to use me to form a horcrux.

You're not a spy planning on stealing my secret Chicken Alfredo recipe.

You're not planning to take over the world (without me!)