I am a high-functioning nerd. My bookshelf has entire shelves devoted to RPGs, comic books, and board games; I own two console systems; one of my computers runs Linux. I can go days without talking about them, bathe daily, don't freak out around women , and have other interests, but I'm proudly a geek and it's not going to change.
I'm shy but friendly, honest but tactful, cynical but optimistic, and quiet but passionate. I take a while to become fully comfortable with people, but am a fiercely loyal friend.
I am not vegan-friendly but I am friendly to vegans.
I have five nipples.
Okay, that last one was a lie.
I am also madly in love with an amazing woman who is pretty much the best.
I am a comedy tornado, pugnacious, and verbose