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BreadMustache

28 Salem, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like writing, cats, and shooting things with cameras.
I don't like country music and don't care about sports.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working at the most fun job I've ever had.
I've been writing for years, but I've lately become more serious about attempting to make a living out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up really really late, Pushing on doors that say "Pull", writing, making music mixes.

Beards seem to be real popular around here, so I should just warn you ahead of time that I am incapable of growing anything more than patchy 14-year-old chin pubes. I blame my hairlessness on the poor genetics of my dad, who I coincidentally blame for everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading: Fifty Shades Of Grey...just kidding.

Currently Watching:
My go-to favorite movies are Children Of Men, Lost In Translation, Boogie Nights, Alien, Edward Scissorhands, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Star Wars (original trilogy).
And as far as TV goes: Game of Thrones, Louie, and Arrested Development. Or re-watching LOST because I can't quit that show. Currently watching Fargo and holy crap is Billy Bob great.

Currently Listening To: Some favorites are Smashing Pumpkins, Beach House, Portishead, My Bloody Valentine, The Radio Dept., M83, Holy Other, Empire of the Sun, Neon Indian, Slowdive, Wu-Tang, and many movie and game soundtracks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How "Destiny's Child" sounds more like the name of a fantasy novel than a female R&B group.

How asterisks sort of look like little buttholes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But on the extreme off chance that I actually have a Friday off, hanging out with friends to play boardgames (usually various versions of Monopoly or Risk) or to have a movie night (recently it was the "Tom Hanks dies at the end" double-feature of Saving Private Ryan and Road To Perdition...Spoiler alert: Tom Hanks dies at the end).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, while driving around at night, I’ll put on the Drive soundtrack and pretend I’m Ryan Gosling in that movie.

I may or may not have written a 5 chapter Home Alone fan-fiction story...
You should message me if
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You're a survivor of Oceanic flight 815
You're a little short for a stormtrooper
Your hobbies include collecting spores, molds, and fungus
You're what the French call "les incompetents"
You understood any of these references,
You have a really good "would you rather" to ask me
You appreciate my correct usage of "your" and "you're" in this section and want to meet up and grab drinks sometime.