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BreadonArrival

37 Dundee, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Russell and i'm not an alcoholic.

As you can tell from the pics I am a bit of a tech nerd and like to play around on computers, but don't write me off so easily as I am also reasonably sporty (I walk to and from the car twice a day and have been known to climb stairs).

Infinity is blue, and the answer is 42
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wow that is a deep question. I mean actually I am a tech nerd that spends most of my time fixing things and helping people, but metaphysically I spend my days as a mild mannered reporter and by night I fight crime.

That's right isn't it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling and making balloon animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea really, I could say my smile but that might be a load of tosh. I will ask and get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Music: Janelle Monae, Darwin Deez, Scott Matthews, Blind Melon, Biffy Clyro
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
onomatopoeia
oxymoron's
metaphor's
alliteration
assonance
apples
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you think that "cake" is a euphemism for sex then are the Mario computer games the filthiest thing available.

Mario and Princess go inside to have some "cake" to celebrate their victory.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either in or out depending on how boring my mates are.
I have a tendancy to play football on Friday's after work so sometimes I can also be very tired/crippled depending on how stupid I have been.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly don't think I have anything particularly private that would dazzle anyone. I don't have webbed feet, an interesting psychological disorder or any super powers. I did write a good poem when I was 7
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are bored and at the very least you want a chuckle and to be introduced to many bad jokes and witticisms (spoilt wrang?)