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27 M Douglasville, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"December 23rd. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth." - The Quiet Earth

I am a piercing little tack, ready to get stuck in your funnybone for ages to come. I exist to say things that make you question where you are and from whence you came. I seek to dredge up mysteries and share wonders. I live in the now and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. I won't bite, but I may buck as we take this dizzying ride along the mortal coil. Stay for a while, you might grow to like it.

I am a dynamo; I can't explain myself. I can only operate and give you scientists of the internet brief glimpses into who I am. I leave it to you to decide if you like what you've gazed into. I promise I won't stare back too hard.

I am quiet, sharp, ready.
What I’m doing with my life
I have two degrees in IT and have worked mainly in theme parks and with vendors making software for the major US theme parks (Disney, etc.).

I've lost 80 pounds since June, 2012. Now I'm building muscle.
I hike 20 miles every week, weather permitting.

I volunteer at the Atlanta Zoo frequently. I've met the world's oldest gorilla and had a lion try to (unsuccessfully) piss on me.

I have a friend on nearly every continent and travel when I can. I have visited family in Denmark and want to hit up Canada and England soon.
I’m really good at
Making others laugh, reading books, working on computers, solving problems, not getting bogged down with petty things, taking things in stride. Just being above it all. I maintain an equilibrium and put things in their place.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. If it's on the phone, my voice. My voice is magic or something. I'm going to get a career recording for robocalls that convince lonely old people to give money in exchange for giving a family of cats their surname. Their legacy will endure!

I am quiet, but when I speak, people tell me I'm saying the funniest and most memorable things. A history teacher I had once said I was "Stealth Stilz," a reference to my devastating timing. What I lack in number, I make up for in effect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is The Keep by Wilson.
Favorite author? H.P. Lovecraft
Favorite genre? 80's cyberpunk.

I've read recently: For Whom The Bell Tolls, Old Man's War, Heart of Darkness, A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones for you smallfolk).

I've read a metric fuckton of comics and manga. My favorite series is Miracleman. I like Prophet, Multiple Warheads, King City, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, The Invisibles, The Punisher, The Guyver, Parasyte, etc.

Film: My passion in life is film. I spend a lot of time finding overlooked titles.

Some of my favorite movies (in no order):
1. Phantasm
2. The Quiet Earth
3. Enter the Void
4. The Last Wave
5. Picnic at Hanging Rock
6. Dellamorte Dellamore
7. Repo Man (1984)
8. Village of Doom
9. School in the Crosshairs
10. Hardware
11. Society
12. Return of the Living Dead
13. Threads
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Tetsuo the Iron Man
16. Freaked
17. Body Double
18. A Far Cry From Spring
19. Fish Story
20. Ikigami
21. Under The Skin
22. Eyes of Fire
23. The Long Goodbye
24. The Conversation
25. Paper Moon

I have seen 1,400+ movies since 2009. I have a list!

Music: I love electronic, industrial, avant garde, new wave and classical music. More:

Television: True Detective, The Wire, The Mighty Boosh, Going My Home, Utopia, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Halt and Catch Fire, etc.

Art: Nothing attracts me more in a person than an artistic ability or appreciation for art. I don't know why this isn't in the list, because a good painting can transfix you just as much as a moving picture, if not more so. Most people overlook classical art, but these images hold so many little stories and clues in them that I find them endlessly fascinating. They survived history for a reason, and I honestly think they are the what and why that we humans live for.

I love comic book art and illustrations, and I collect images I come across in this Tumblr here:

Food: I eat fairly healthy now, so it's very boring.

I am into novelty (to a white person) with my food. Thai food and Korean BBQ are some of my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, monkeys, the allure of electronic music I haven't heard, the internet, my mind, making others happy, being able to count up to 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to translate experience into meaning and purpose.

What my friends are up to, what cool thing I can do for them next.

What movie I need to watch next, what it will add to my experience in film. There are hundreds of movies I want to check out floating around in my brain.

Travel plans and what big adventure I'm taking in the next few months.

I think about where I want to be. As long as I have the possibility in my life of going home to my friends, I feel at ease in almost any situation. I am simple to please in that respect.
On a typical Friday night I am
If not helping with a special event at the zoo...

Talking to my friends all over, building up my personal experiences and culture.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If your profile gets enough attention, OKCupid sends an email telling you how attractive you are. They also inform you they are altering your results to get you more "attractive" people in your match results. Weird, huh?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your yokai are running amok, your atoms have come unstuck. Lost in the throes of a Pauly Shore marathon? Message me for intervention.