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27 M Douglasville, GA

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Last Online
Today – 8:45am
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"December 23rd. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth." - The Quiet Earth

I am a piercing little tack, ready to get stuck in your funnybone for ages to come. I exist to say things that make you question where you are and from whence you came. I seek to dredge up mysteries and share wonders. I live in the now and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. I won't bite, but I may buck as we take this dizzying ride along the mortal coil. Stay for a while, you might grow to like it.

I am a dynamo; I can't explain myself. I can only operate and give you scientists of the internet brief glimpses into who I am. I leave it to you to decide if you like what you've gazed into. I promise I won't stare back too hard.

I am quiet, sharp, ready.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have two degrees in IT and have worked mainly in theme parks and with vendors making software for the major US theme parks (Disney, Universal, etc.).

I now work at the Atlanta Zoo helping with research on monkeys. I've met the world's oldest gorilla and had a lion try to (unsuccessfully) piss on me.

I hike 20-30 miles every week, weather permitting.

I have a friend on nearly every continent (still trying to break the ice with Antarctica, but that girl is frigid) and travel when I can (or as police pursuit necessitates). I have visited family in Denmark and want to hit up Canada and England soon, if you really want to know, you filthy stalkers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh, reading books, working on computers, solving problems, not getting bogged down with petty things, taking things in stride. Just being above it all.

I maintain an equilibrium and put things in their place. Don't fuck it up or I'll take back the gold star stickers, yeah?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. My huge nose. I hunch over when I'm driving.

If it's on the phone, my voice. My voice is magic or something. I'm going to get a career recording for robocalls that convince lonely old people to give me money in exchange for endowing a family of cats with their surname. Their legacy will endure!

I am quiet, but when I speak, people tell me I'm saying the funniest and most memorable things (please love me). A history teacher I had once said I was "Stealth Stilz," a reference to my devastating timing. What I lack in number, I make up for in effect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is The Keep by Wilson.
Favorite author? H.P. Lovecraft
Favorite genre? 80's cyberpunk.

I've read recently: The Quiet Earth, The Light At The End, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Old Man's War, Heart of Darkness, A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones for you smallfolk).

I've read a metric fuckton of comics and manga. My favorite series is Miracleman. I like Prophet, Multiple Warheads, King City, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, The Invisibles, The Punisher, The Guyver, Parasyte, etc.

Film: My passion in life is film. I spend a lot of time finding overlooked titles.

Should I go full-snob and make a film list? (Fuck yeah, Brean, make a list! Bitches loves lists!) Okay, Me, here's a list!
1. Phantasm
2. The Quiet Earth
3. Enter the Void
4. The Last Wave
5. Picnic at Hanging Rock
6. Dellamorte Dellamore
7. Repo Man (1984)
8. Village of Doom
9. School in the Crosshairs
10. Hardware
11. Society
12. Return of the Living Dead
13. Threads
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Tetsuo the Iron Man
16. Freaked
17. Body Double
18. A Far Cry From Spring
19. Fish Story
20. Ikigami
21. Under The Skin
22. Eyes of Fire
23. The Long Goodbye
24. The Conversation
25. Paper Moon

I have seen 1,500+ movies since 2009. I have a list! (You already said you had a list!) No, man, this list is MUCH bigger and only for the intimate ones. Get back in your hole!

Music: I love electronic, synth-driven, industrial, avant garde, new wave and classical music. More:

Television: Mystery Science Theater 3000, True Detective, The Wire, The Mighty Boosh, Going My Home, Utopia, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Halt and Catch Fire, etc.

Art: Nothing attracts me more in a person than an artistic ability or appreciation for art. I don't know why this isn't in the list, because a good painting can transfix you just as much as a moving picture, if not more so. Most people overlook classical art, but these images hold so many little stories and clues in them that I find them endlessly fascinating. They survived history for a reason, and I honestly think they are the "what" and "why" for which we humans live for. Just think, one day far in the future, some glorious rainbow-skinned alien is gonna discover a Jackson Pollock in the rubble of Earth one day and think "Perverts."

I love comic book art and illustrations, and I collect images I come across in this Tumblr here:

Food: I eat fairly healthy now, so it's very boring.

I am into novelty (to a white person[Woo, white people!!]) with my food. Thai food and Korean BBQ are some of my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, monkeys, the allure of electronic music I haven't heard, the internet, my mind, making others happy, being able to count up to 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should bite the bullet and go Mormon so everyone has a chance to be with me. Don't know if I'm down with worshipping the Great Mormo, though. Probably just need to start the cult back up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies about bending lasers with the power of your mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think people who list favorite books like "1984, Grapes of Wrath, To Kill A Mockingbird, etc." should just be honest and admit they won't read without a gun to their head, and never turned the page after high school. You don't see them proclaiming 2+2=4 is their favorite math problem, you know?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you want to.

You know why you're here and what you want. Do you take that step or do you remain where it's safe, if slightly dull? What do you want? Need? There's no shame in trying and I'm not going to mistreat anyone for reaching out.