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Melon_Wolf

28 Douglasville, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello! You're probably reading this because you like tiny pictures of me. Good for you!

I am a quiet person who would prefer eternity in a forest to a minute in the city. I feel lonely in crowds and alive in solitude. I am definitely not typical, but I come in peace. Promise.

I've an atomic-grade wit and a creative spark that's burned many a boring moment down. I am always working on a personal project or creative endeavor for myself or for a friend.

I pursue what I want and I tend to get it, keep it and make it much better. I know what I am good at and I keep my life on track at all times. I am a total asset to those in my life; I am someone people go to when they need things set right. I could never be a burden to the people around me.

As far as what I hope to get out of OKC, I want to meet someone with interests similar to mine, someone who won't accept boredom when they can make their own fun -- someone who will understand when I roll over at 3 AM and ask if our puppies go to Heaven or are there just simulation puppies that God makes for us so we feel better about the lack of naked ladies in Heaven. Important questions.
What I’m doing with my life
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I fix broken programs at a software company for money. Don't ask me how that works, I just know it shouldn't be putting zeroes there.

At my second job, I work in the birds department at a zoo. Birds are fucking terrifying incognito dinosaurs, clothed with fancy feathers and often covered in the blood of the innocent. I enter their homes and feed them so you don't get pecked to death, appreciate. Cassowaries don't scare me, but parrots do. Ask me why?

I do low intensity workouts, covering 20-30 miles every week and have officially lost 100+ lbs since starting my regimen. I was going into weight lifting but saw a future where I was ridiculously muscular and stocky instead of just healthy, so I've scaled back to lighter weights and lift to get the blood pumping.

I hang out with two dogs, five cats, and have a tense relationship with a Snapper Turtle I discovered in the wild. Imagine Tuesdays With Morrie, where Morrie is a prehistoric beast that really wants to eat your fingers.

I have achieved one goal of having a friend on nearly every continent. Still trying to break the ice with Antarctica...

I travel every couple years to somewhere new to meet someone different, but we always end up doing the same spectacular things.

I'm a big brother to my next door neighbor. I like helping him with his third grade homework (finally, math I can do!) and showing him the Sega Genesis games I grew up on.

I've got a lot going on but I'm always willing to set aside a day to meet someone new.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh is my spiritual calling, finding awesome comic books and movies that go overlooked is my quest, writing, influencing minds, working on computers, making personal gifts for people, not getting bogged down with petty things, not being anyone's fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When we're 90, I'll look 75. You'll want me as your side action when you're in the old folks home. Make an investment now. Trust me.

My natural elven ears. I am a leprechaun, but the only gold I aim to keep is you by my side.

My voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Neuromancer is my favorite book. I read about vampire hobos, killer drive-ins, shamans resurrecting inside tumors, Vietnams in space with bug armies, psycho priests with healing lightning, virtual reality contests, and vampire parasites invading New York.

Comics: I'm reading through Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure, on volume 11. If you don't know what that is, you're probably better off not finding out. I am seeking a tablet for my birthday so I can read Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during my weekly blood donation. If you don't know what TMNT is, your parents didn't like you.

Movies: Phantasm, Survive Style 5+, The Last Wave. Australian and Japanese cinema are my favorites. I've seen or am aware of most every outlandish or weird movie out there. I just saw someone call Bigfoot the n-word in a movie.

Shows: I love Japanese and British TV. Game Center CX, Utopia, MST3k are a few of my favorites. I am burning through the 4th Doctor and Twilight Zone every morning.

Music: I'm currently digging Huun-Huur-Tu, a band of Tuvan throat singers. Imagine a bunch of Mongols jamming out and you're close. I love synthpop, industrial, and other electronic music. The more horror movie samples in a song, the better. Yellow Magic Orchestra, Denki Groove, Skinny Puppy and Front 242... http://www.last.fm/user/Monkey%20Mech%20X

Podcasts: Classic Loveline, The Ricky Gervais Show, Doctor Who adventures.

Food: This thing called appetite? I have to kill that, because it was trying to kill me when I weighed too much. I basically subsist on diet microwave food and partake in the finer stuff on the weekend.

Art: I love Panini's Ancient Rome and Poussin's Et in Arcadia ego. Why there isn't an art category on here, I do not know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Waking up to a cloudy day, monkeys, finding your new favorite song, making people happy by being myself, the internet, my mind, being able to count up to 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does God have a visitation plan set up so we can see our cats in Hell when we're in Heaven?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully watching a chimpanzee do something funny; maybe one wearing a business suit. It's my hope I die watching something like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've an affinity for the downtrodden, the creep, freak, disabled, "retarded"; those people who most try to ignore and look past. Maybe it's because I'm something of a loner myself, someone who isn't "in" with the crowd. Whatever the reason, I feel compelled to help these people and enjoy their stories like no other.
You should message me if
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You're through with being bored and want to do something fun, memorable and fucking worth it.

You are prepared to be a responsible adult who is sure they are here to meet new people. You think wasting another person's time is evil and will not let anyone waste yours.

If you haven't messaged me by this point of the profile, you probably never will, so this is all I have to say to you: https://youtu.be/YUKeiJ3igXg