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Melon_Wolf

27 Douglasville, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! You're probably reading this because you like tiny pictures of me. Good for you!

You're alive, and isn't that wonderful? Here we are: every person the singular result of a trillion choices and chances taken. This life you share is another act in the great and mysterious Ape play on the the stage of life. It's been going on for hundreds of thousands of years, and now you're in the spotlight. Welcome to the show, let's dance!

I am a quiet man who would prefer eternity in a forest to a minute in the city. I invite you to walk with me as I shake trees and see what falls from them.

Waiting for something that isn't going to happen in life doesn't appeal to me; I prefer being ready for anything and enjoying the moments that lead there, so I am. I enjoy my life as I live it, I don't make plans suited to mice and men.

To sum it up... I am in an excellent place in life with my hard work taking care of all of my needs. I want to add one other person to the world I can rely on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fix broken programs at a software company for money.

At my second job, I work in the birds department at a zoo (for scars). Birds are fucking terrifying incognito dinosaurs, clothed with fancy feathers and often covered in the blood of the innocent. I enter their homes and feed them so you don't get pecked to death, appreciate. Cassowaries don't scare me, but parrots do. Ask me why?

I run 20-30 miles every week and have officially lost 100 lbs since 2012 as of November 2014 (Thanksgiving day weigh-in, that did NOT last).

I hang out with two dogs, five cats, and have a tense relationship with a Snapper Turtle I discovered in the wild. Imagine Tuesdays With Morrie, where Morrie is a prehistoric beast that really wants to eat fingers.

I have achieved one goal of having a friend on nearly every continent. Still trying to break the ice with Antarctica...

I travel every couple years to somewhere new to meet someone different, but we always end up doing the same spectacular things.

I'm a big brother to my next door neighbor. I like helping him with his third grade homework (finally, math I can do!) and showing him the Sega Genesis games I grew up on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh, writing, working on computers, selling random crap my boss thinks will make a buck on eBay, making gifts for people, not getting bogged down with petty things, not being anyone's fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My natural elven ears.

My voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Neuromancer is my favorite book. I read books about vampire hobos, killer drive-ins, shamans resurrecting in tumors, Vietnams in space with bug armies, psycho priests with healing lightning and vampire parasites invading New York.

Comics: I'm reading through Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure, on volume 11. If you don't know what that is, you're probably better off not finding out. I am seeking a tablet for my birthday so I can read Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during my weekly blood donation. If you don't know what that is, your parents didn't like you.

Movies: Phantasm, Survive Style 5+, The Last Wave. Australian and Japanese cinema are my favorites. I've seen or am aware of most every outlandish or weird movie out there. I can't stand Rocky Horror, I love Phantom of the Paradise and Forbidden Zone.

Shows: I love Japanese and British TV. Game Center CX, Utopia, MST3k are a few of my favorites. I am burning through the 4th Doctor and Twilight Zone every morning.

Music: I'm currently digging Huun-Huur-Tu, a band of Tuvan throat singers. Imagine a bunch of Mongols jamming out and you're close. I love synthpop, industrial, and other electronic music. The more horror movie samples in a song, the better. Yellow Magic Orchestra, Denki Groove, Skinny Puppy and Front 242... http://www.last.fm/user/Monkey%20Mech%20X

Podcasts: Classic Loveline, The Ricky Gervais Show, Doctor Who adventures.

Food: This thing called appetite? I have to kill that, because it was trying to kill me when I weighed too much. I basically subsist on diet microwave food and partake in the finer stuff on the weekend, usually backfiring at the Monday morning weigh in. I'm making progress, but falling back is so delicious...

Art: I love Panini's Ancient Rome and Poussin's Et in Arcadia ego. Why there isn't an art category on here, I do not know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Waking up to a cloudy day, monkeys, the allure of electronic music I haven't heard, the internet, my mind, being able to count up to 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering how everyone is so "laid back" yet also into "adventuring" when they're mostly stuck "at home eating ice cream and watching Netflix." YOLO stands for You Only Lie Once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching medics cart people out of places I'm about to eat at. I question whether I should have what they had. Turns out it was the bill that did them in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk in my sleep. I have recordings of myself speaking in German, asking for more cake (I was having a dream a chimpanzee was attacking me), and groaning "People are fucking crackheads." I don't snore, though, so there's always that.

Here are some honest reviews of me from my messaging:
"This is seriously the best message I've ever gotten on here. Thank you for the laugh." - lizard_queen_

"This is the best conversation I've had on here thus far." - k9wolfgirl
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are prepared to be a responsible adult who is sure they are here to meet new people. You think wasting another's time is evil and will not let anyone waste yours.

Statistics show that users here message others mostly based on profile pictures, so if those haven't won you over yet, it's even less likely you've read down to this point... Thus, I can say whatever I want! I hate happy people! I frown at babies!

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator® test is non-scientific and likely only indicates your mood at the time of testing, not who you are! Stop using it, it doesn't mean anything! Ask yourself: are you really small enough to be summed up with 4 letters? Where's the fun in that?

If your favorite books are limited to 1984 and Catcher in the Rye, you stopped trying in high school and we're all judging you from our reading chairs!