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27 M Douglasville, GA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:02am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello! You're probably reading this because you're sexually intrigued by tiny pictures of me. Good for you!

I am a quiet man who would prefer eternity in a forest to a minute in the city. I invite you to walk with me as I shake trees and see what falls from them.

I'm more suited to having a few great friends than a hundred acquaintances. I am a diehard for those who do right by me; win me over and I'll help you through anything.

I have a ton of energy for self-improvement and questing on my own. I don't want to waste my life "liking" things and doing what others have done, so I don't.

Waiting for something that isn't going to happen doesn't appeal to me; I prefer being ready for anything and enjoying the moments that lead there, so I am.

I reckon I've explored enough to get the gist of life; now I want to start preparing for the future to come with someone special, and since I can't clone myself, that means *you*.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I ditched IT to work with monkeys and birds in a zoo! I'm wacky for animals!

I hike 20-30 miles every week through the woods of Georgia.

I have two dogs, five cats, and am rehabilitating a new baby Alligator Snapping Turtle.

I have achieved one goal of having a friend on nearly every continent. Still trying to break the ice with Antarctica...

I travel every couple years to somewhere new to meet someone different, but we always end up doing the same spectacular things.

I'm a big brother to my next door neighbor. I like helping him with his third grade homework (finally, math I can do!) and showing him the Sega Genesis games I grew up on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh, writing, working on computers, decoration and design, making gifts for people, not getting bogged down with petty things, not being anyone's fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My natural elven ears.

My voice. You ever got a British woman hot by talking like you grew up on a farm? Cause I have...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Neuromancer is my favorite book. I read books about vampire hobos and killer drive-ins.

Movies: Phantasm, Survive Style 5+, The Last Wave. Australian and Japanese cinema are my favorites.

Shows: I love Japanese and British TV. Game Center CX, Utopia, MST3k are a few of my favorites.

Music: I love synthpop, industrial, and other electronic music. Yellow Magic Orchestra, Denki Groove and Front 242...

Food: I eat healthy now and that means turkey. Lots of turkey.
You'd be surprised how many mozzarella sticks you can eat within the confines of a healthy diet.

Art: I love Panini's Ancient Rome and Poussin's Et in Arcadia ego.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, monkeys, the allure of electronic music I haven't heard, the internet, my mind, making others happy, being able to count up to 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should bite the bullet and go Mormon so everyone has a chance to be with me. Don't know if I'm down with worshipping the Great Mormo, though. Probably just need to start the cult back up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the best around. Nothing's ever gonna keep me down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk in my sleep. I have recordings of myself speaking in German, asking for more cake (I was having a dream a chimpanzee was attacking me), and groaning "People are fucking crackheads." I don't snore, though, so there's always that.
You should message me if
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Statistics show that people write mostly based on user pictures, so if those haven't won you over yet, it's even less likely you've read down to this point... So I'm writing to no one here! I can say whatever I want! I hate happy people! I frown at babies!