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31 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I really should change my username since I have moved back to Denver. It was more effective in DC. Now I am going to seem like a real bum.

If you can't tell, I moved here from DC. Came to Denver for grad school in international relations. Love DC and the EC, but still excited to be back in my favorite state. And I actually love Colorado more than I thought. AND I love starting sentences with conjunctions.

I like to travel like everyone else on here. Apparently, a whole demographic of people exists that hate traveling and are in happy relationships.

I guess I'm a normal guy unless you don't like normal and then I won't be. I like having a good time. Identify as GGG. Humor is super important to me so I hope you can take a joke and give one back. I am sarcastic and rarely serious, which drives some people crazy. I also show affection by making fun of people (including myself) and being goofy. Blame my family for that one. If you leave one of our family events feeling good about yourself, it is weird. But in a good way.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a degree in engineering but didn't love the work and had a job I was particularly not fond of. Four years ago I decided to quit instead of being unhappy and had a very liberating experience. I took a motorcycle trip (a forced hobby instilled by my father) and camped in random spots along the way. Then I moved to Colorado to be a ski bum, which I had wanted to do since I was about 4. After that, I spent the summer bartending in Chicago (Wicker park for former Chicagoans) which was incredible. I then returned to the "real world" life for a few years in DC. I did management consulting at a small firm in Arlington and now do it part time in Denver to not be a broke college student. I still like to go out and have nice things! But I am a lame grad student now. I know most of you stopped reading at "I have a degree in engineering" and read no personality and a nerd. If you made it this far, I will give you a prize. And I am a nerd. But my grandma thinks I'm adorable, if that helps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing profiles. Obviously. I'm also good at golf, but I don't like to play.

I am very bad at drawing. I just thought I'd offered some cons. If drawing pictures is a quality you prefer, I suggest looking elsewhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So I decided I would ask the next person I went out with to answer this question. Apparently she was douchey and gave me a long answer about how I handle myself in situations that you can tell I am comfortable in my own skin and have a good confidence level. After semi-listening, I said that's great but I want a shallow reason. She then said, "I noticed your hands. But I have a thing for good hands." In summation, what in the HELL is wrong with this girl?!? That was the last time we went out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Razor's Edge, old Chuck Palahniuk (before he turned into a horror writer), anything by John Krakauer, Catch-22, lots of Vonnegut books. Currently I have been into Civil War history. I had a friend visit and wanted to go see famous battles, and I didn't know anything. Now I could easily history nerd out at a few of them.

Movies - I guess I could give you my netflix password and you could judge for yourself. Top Gun, Silver Linings Playbook, Hot Tub Time Machine, Crazy Stupid Love, and Dan in Real Life. Apparently a big Steve Carrell fan.

Shows - Breaking Bad, Dexter, Mad Men, and HIMYM. I will have nothing to watch after next year except for the Daily Show and now Newsroom.

Music - I love music. Especially live. I like Broken Social Scene, Local Natives, Billy Joel, The Black Keys, Broken Bells, Vampire Weekend, Styx, Toto, Surfer Blood, Elton John (pre-1980), LCD Soundsystem, Beach House, Radiohead, Journey, MGMT, Jam bands, Robyn, Neil Young, and DJ House. Lots of guilty pleasures I am refusing to mention. Basically, I would never put my iPod on shuffle at a party. Just now getting more into trance and DJ. Fun to dance to or get me pumped to go out for the evening!

Food - I am trying to learn to cook. I could fool you for 4-5 meals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Family (perhaps in this order)
3. Downy wrinkle release
4. Sports
5. Captain Planet
6. I guess money to pay rent. I wouldn't do well as a beggar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is anyone actually having fun or are they only faking it to post a picture online?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning on not doing anything for the entire week only to be at the bar at 3 am wondering why I didn't get the "self-control" gene.

I was sad to update. Now I'm studying for school or working from home. Unless something really fun pops up. Then, see above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never seen the Wizard of Oz
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really REALLY lonely and desperate. What do you have to lose??

And if you want to ever talk politics or world news. Biggest part I miss about DC.

Don't message me if you are a psychopath or are going to call me 47 times in a day. Also don't message me if you are one of those girls that mistakes a guy being a total assface as confidence. Or if you assume I was not joking when it seemed like I was being a jerk during my profile!

And hopefully you is funny.