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Bredbeddle

28 Columbia, SC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've made it a point to take two simple things to heart in my short time on this planet: I treat others how I want to be treated (which often results in peaceful coexistence) and I try to be as compassionate as a situation reasonably allows.

Having said that, I'm an awkward mix of shy and reckless. I'm more prone to be shy in a one on one situation and I'm considerably less awkward when there are plenty of people around to embarrass myself in front of. I am an excellent distraction, I suppose, is what you could take away from that statement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school, taking it easy, and using Oxford commas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about the weather, figuratively sticking my foot in my mouth, dog whispering, playing with Legos, star-gazing (just gazing, I know the name of the big yellow one you can see during the day and a few constellations at night), and not falling down. If you ever need someone to play devil's advocate, I'm your guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm skinny and I look uncomfortable. Resting scowl and all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch-22, Survivor.

Movies: Fight Club, Office Space.

TV Shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Venture Brothers, American Dad!, Family Guy, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Burn Notice.

Music: Bright Eyes, the Mountain Goats, the Goo Goo Dolls, the Weepies, Jenny Owen Youngs, the Wallflowers, Bush, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Jaymay, the list goes on.

Food: It's easier to mention what I don't like. Cheese, potatoes, milk, and I'm not very fond of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My nuclear family
2) An animal companion (I prefer dogs to cats)
3) Sunlight
4) A sense of humor
5) A temperature-appropriate amount of clothing to wear (which one might argue is more clothing than necessary)
6) Oddly specific, the other half of this 4,000 year old Mayan amulet...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism, subtext, and what kind of dinosaur I'd be if I were a dinosaur.

Recently: "What the hell does an atheist do with a degree in religious studies? What the hell was I thinking?"

More recently [and bitterly]: "What the hell does anyone do with anything?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix; sacrificing any semblance of a social life for the comfort of not having to deal with strangers in a bar environment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I were a dinosaur, I'd be an ankylosaurus. I'll share any "secret" (provided it is mine to share and not one I'm keeping for someone else) because honestly I'm probably not that interesting.

I dislike most of the questions in the survey section and I'm kinda' wary of the "match percentages" that are contingent on them. There's more than a few I'd like to answer "no opinion/don't care" to but then I'm accused of being apathetic and, well... I just don't have a favorite flavor of lipgloss. It is something I have literally never considered in 28 years on the planet. Please feel free to message for clarification and/or to ask questions that are actually pertinent to you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. I am definitely not the type, I've discovered, to bother strangers on the Internet. If you think about what kind of dinosaur you'd be if you were a dinosaur, if you can't wait until you're old enough to feel ways about things or you could tell me how old that's supposed to be, if you too think Han shot first, if you're curious about what Stormtroopers do on leave, or if you have any idea about what I'm talking about.

Yes. Han shot first. Deal with it.