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28 M Columbia, SC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Today – 7:41am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've made it a point to take two simple things to heart in my short time on this planet: I treat others how I want to be treated (which often results in peaceful coexistence) and I try to be as compassionate as a situation reasonably allows.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Short answer? Finishing my degree this semester.

Long answer? Contemplating even higher education or learning a trade. Welding or something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking (both rational and irrational), dog whispering, playing with Legos, star-gazing, talking (when I've got something to say), and not falling down. If you ever need someone to play devil's advocate, I'm your guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite a slender fella'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, Survivor.

Movies: Fight Club, Office Space.

TV Shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Venture Brothers, American Dad!, Family Guy, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Burn Notice.

Music: Bright Eyes, the Mountain Goats, the Goo Goo Dolls, the Weepies, Jenny Owen Youngs, the Wallflowers, Bush, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Jaymay, the list goes on.

Food: It's easier to mention what I don't like. Cheese, potatoes, milk, and I'm not very fond of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) An animal companion
2) Sunlight
3) A sense of humor
4) A temperature-appropriate amount of clothing to wear
5) Good friends
6) Something to ponder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism, subtext, and what kind of dinosaur I'd be if I were a dinosaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't sleep peacefully unless I'm wearing socks and I've got a blanket. Doesn't matter what the temperature of the room is. I'm also so terrible at spelling that I downloaded the app for my phone because technology WILL improve who I am as a human being whether it wants to or not. Remember the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth? I do. Every word of it. I sing it to myself to get other songs out of my head when they're stuck there.

Bonus: If I were a dinosaur, I'd be an ankylosaurus.
You should message me if
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Well, if you want to. If you think about what kind of dinosaur you'd be if you were a dinosaur, if you can't wait until you're old enough to feel ways about things or you could tell me how old that's supposed to be, if you too think Han shot first, if you're curious about what Stormtroopers do on leave, or if you have any idea about what I'm talking about.