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  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I've made it a point to take two simple things to heart in my short time on this planet: I treat others how I want to be treated (which often results in peaceful coexistence) and I try to be as compassionate as a situation reasonably allows.

Having said that, I'm an awkward mix of shy and reckless. I'm more prone to be shy in a one on one situation and I'm considerably less awkward when there are plenty of people around to embarrass myself in front of. I am an excellent distraction, I suppose, is what you could take away from that statement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Job hunting, taking it easy, and using Oxford commas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about the weather, figuratively sticking my foot in my mouth, dog whispering, playing with Legos, star-gazing (just gazing, I know the name of the big yellow one you can see during the day and a few constellations at night), and not falling down. If you ever need someone to play devil's advocate, I'm your guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm skinny and I look uncomfortable. Resting scowl and all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, Survivor.

Movies: Fight Club, Office Space.

TV Shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Venture Brothers, American Dad!, Family Guy, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Burn Notice, Parks and Rec, The Office, Bob's Burgers, and The Blacklist.

Music: Bright Eyes, the Mountain Goats, the Goo Goo Dolls, the Weepies, Jenny Owen Youngs, the Wallflowers, Bush, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Jaymay, the list goes on.

Food: It's easier to mention what I don't like. Cheese, potatoes, milk, and I'm not very fond of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My nuclear family
2) An animal companion (I prefer dogs to cats)
3) Sunlight
4) A sense of humor
5) A temperature-appropriate amount of clothing to wear (which one might argue is more clothing than necessary)
6) Oddly specific, the other half of this 4,000 year old Mayan amulet...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism, subtext, and what kind of dinosaur I'd be if I were a dinosaur.

Recently my thoughts have turned to "I should've stayed in the Navy." The job hunt struggle is real.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix; sacrificing any semblance of a social life for the comfort of not having to deal with strangers in a bar environment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I were a dinosaur, I'd be an ankylosaurus. I'll share any "secret" (provided it is mine to share and not one I'm keeping for someone else) because honestly I'm probably not that interesting.

I dislike most of the questions in the survey section and I'm kinda' wary of the "match percentages" that are contingent on them. There's more than a few I'd like to answer "no opinion/don't care" to but then I'm accused of being apathetic and, well... I just don't have a favorite flavor of lipgloss. It is something I have literally never considered in 28 years on the planet. Please feel free to message for clarification and/or to ask questions that are actually pertinent to you.
You should message me if
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If you want to. Whatever's clever. If you think about what kind of dinosaur you'd be if you were a dinosaur, if you can't wait until you're old enough to feel ways about things or you could tell me how old that's supposed to be, if you too think Han shot first, if you're curious about what Stormtroopers do on leave, or if you have any idea about what I'm talking about.

Yes. Han shot first. Deal with it.