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BrenBren82

32 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brevity is best, I just can't do it. I'm a man. I'm single. I'm charmingly redundant. I can be really outgoing at first but once you get to know me I'm really shy. In college I studied English lit and philosophy. And while that entails how I'm not qualified for anything, albeit true, I've nevertheless secured a good job working for the man. Some say I've sold out on my dreams, then proceed to ask if I have any spare change so they can eat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not too busy making making plans then I'll live every waking moment as if it were my last.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Providing solid advice to others that I just about never follow for myself. Writing, texting, speaking, deductive reasoning and making out forever. I'm also funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are astonished by my humility, probably because I'm smart and really good-looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love Tom Perrotta, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palaniuk, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Edgar Allen Poe, Langston Hughes, C.S. Lewis, Tom Wolf, Walt Whitman, Oscar Wilde, and some more.

For T.V. I like watching sports, The Office, Community, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rescue Me and political news (in moderation).

Music: Bob Dylan, Switchfoot, the Stones, Foo Fighters, Beatles, Oasis, Chili Peppers, Tom Petty, Joss Stone, etc (and I can tolerate Country, within reason).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can
Music
Internet
Skittles
Blood, my own blood
My family there when I need them and out of sight and mind when I don't. (Like a baby on a sitcom)
Brain, my brain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About how there's like this whole world outside of my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night: try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of going to prison, not that I do anything illegal, I just can't be anybody's bitch. :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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We're a 69% match. (Kidding) You're full of passion yet drama-free, know that your contradictions do not negate you, they make you. you'd like to get to know a real man, not a fragile figment, to have coffee with, watch movies with, cuddle with, converse with, camp with, hike with, be real with in order to make lemonade with.

And if you decide to pass on me now then perhaps we will be lovers in the next life, on a beach, as turtles. We will take things slow at first then, well...I suppose we will always take things slow, won't we? Hold the phone, I don't want to be a damn turtle!