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30 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 24
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I enjoy the simple pleasures: good food, good music, good company. I'm passionate about live music and collecting records, and am the kindest, sweetest, gentlest asshole you'd ever hope to meet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my undergrad in government at UT after navigating a few hurdles, teaching myself to play guitar, and trying to figure out how to utilize my abilities to better the world(or at least the part of it I call home).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like Drew Carey
Making then breaking schedules for music festivals
Being a designated driver
Surprising people with my karaoke skills and song choice
Writing lyrics and poetry
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to notice my glasses. They're big, black, and sit on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't even know where to begin. I lean toward fantasy, science fiction, and absurdity. Some of my favorite authors are Hubert Selby, Chuck Palahniuk, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, and Hunter Thompson.

A few of my favorite films/tv shows are American Beauty, Goodfellas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Fifth Element, Firefly, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Archer.

My music taste is pretty broad. In the past few years I've seen bands from Radiohead and The Flaming Lips to Black Star and Nas. From MC Frontalot and Weird Al to Mastodon and Tool. From The Avett Brothers and The Decemberists to Crystal Castles and Girl Talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nerd Night
a turntable
hot sauce
music festivals
a day off
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I am and where I'm going in this ocean of chaos. I don't have my life mapped out, and I'm not going to pretend I do. I don't know what I'll be doing 10 or even 5 years from now, but I know come February I'm going to be volunteering for SXSW Film again and next July I'll be headed back to Manchester, TN.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show or hanging out with a few friends enjoying beverages and conversation in a living room, porch, or back yard.
You should message me if
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You're going to an awesome show
You want to smoke a bowl or grab a couple beers and flip records
You've ever looked at Drew Carey and said, "Damn! I want to break me off a piece of that."