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40 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 29, 2013
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am hard working, moderately cleaver, and stubborn.

That said, my plans are to become lazier, slightly dumb, and just do random shit people tell me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working like a horse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a goomba.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like Euro board games, computer games, ball hockey, and also, drinking beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, drink, lodging, a ball, friends, and possibly someday a pretty female companion to have babies and not nag me too much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The outcome of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing poker, drinking a 6 pack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pervert.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can make my eyes spring out of my socket when I see you and drool.

If we go on a date, please give me 30 minutes so I can remember how to speak, after meeting you.