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35 Richmond, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Friendly, open minded, jokester, optimistic but realistic, taken to daydreaming in hammocks with a beer, book, and some music in my ears. I love to sing and dance but probably should keep the singing private, ok maybe the dancing too but NEVARRRR! My greatest dream would be to live in a Frank Lloyd Wright style house in Hawaii with one side made entirely of glass overlooking a gigantic waterfall where I can dive from the balcony into crystal clear tropical blue water, naked, every morning, surrounded by spiritual, creative, loving people who are also professionally trained chefs. Wait, that sounded like I wanted the chefs to be there for my naked morning swim. Not the case. But also- ninjas. The chefs would be ninjas.
What I’m doing with my life
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Saving the world one smile at a time! Insert sarcastic thumbs-up here :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable in awkward social situations. Tying nautical knots. Hugs. Crashing weddings and dancing with your aunt.
The first things people usually notice about me
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White guy with a shaved head and glasses.... Obviously CIA.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Khaled Hosseini. Haruki Murakami. Jonathan Franzen. Michael Chabon. Jonathan Safran Foer. Bret Easton Ellis. Osho. Philip Roth. Deepak Chopra. Orson Scott Card. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Stephen King. Bukowski. Tom Robbins.

Beck. Radiohead. The Flaming Lips. The Cure. The Black Keys. Deerhunter. MGMT. Panda Bear. Pink Floyd. Modeselektor. James Brown. Sonic Youth. Led Zepplin. Snoop. Bjork. Minimal Tech. Stevie Wonder. Phish. Beastie Boys. Joy Division. LCD Soundsystem. Yeasayer. Def Jux. Grizzly Bear. Arcade Fire. Porno for Pyros. Spoon. Gorillaz. Broken Social Scene. Broken Bells. Gotye. Chairlift. tUnEyArDs. Wye Oak. Four Tet. The Horrors. Hot Chip. Little Dragon. Neon Indian. Gorillaz. Porno for Pyros. Stephen Malkmus. Atlas Sound. Tanlines. Kendrick Lamar. Pantha du Prince. Daniel Rossen. Little Dragon. Cults. Grimes. Pregnant. tvontheradio. M83. Dublab.com. Joy Division. Herbie Hancock. Belle and Sebastian. Twin Shadow. Frank Ocean. Talking Heads. Dirty Projectors. Django Django. Phil Collins. Purity Ring. Atoms for Peace. Ultraista. Miles Davis. Weezer (blue album). Dave Brubeck. Gardens and Villa. Father John Misty. Here we go magic. Aphex Twin. Connan Mockasin. Mac DeMarco.

Coen Brothers. Woody Allen. Wes Anderson. Charlie Kaufman. Darren Aronofsky.

Vegan. Vietnamese. Japanese. Thai. Mexican. Indian. Za.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things man, things. It's all about eliminating desire for all the things! But ok, I do need my glasses. A life without those would be blurry and disorienting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether a hammock in my living room is a good idea. I think the answer is a resounding yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying Krav Maga. Just kidding... Drinking! :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I lied. I'm 5'10" in boots. I'm really 5'9" :D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think nice guys finish first. You cherish good grammar. You think you're a smartass. You liked kale before it was cool to like kale. Just kidding I don't really care too much when you started liking it. But it would be cool if you liked it, but not a deal breaker if you didn't. Jk it actually doesn't matter at all. Just be nice to waiters. That's all I ask.