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34 M Manama, Bahrain

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends would say I make them laugh. WITH me: when I'm being a sarcastic fool. AT me: the crazy shit I do, i.e., drinking vodka on a brooklyn rooftop with a bunch of russian expats while watching the sun come up after disco dancing all night long in a secret warehouse.

I'm blessed with a job that can at times be very exciting... (it sometimes involves waking up in different countries). Music, food, arts and culture are my main interests. My favorite past time is seeing live music or hearing a new song. I love to laugh and can be a bit of a smart ass. I'm looking for someone who has a great sense of humor and similar taste in music.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot, but when I'm not working I love to read, cook, watch movies, dance, people watch, drink quality beer, spend time with friends and family, travel to exotic locales.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Making people feel comfortable in awkward social situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately it's most likely the beard. It seems to have taken on a life of its own. Before that, shit-eating grin? ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Haruki Murakami. Jonathan Franzen. Michael Chabon. Jonathan Safran Foer. Bret Easton Ellis. Osho. Philip Roth. Deepak Chopra. Orson Scott Card. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Stephen King. Bukowski.

Beck. Radiohead. The Flaming Lips. The Cure. The Black Keys. Deerhunter. MGMT. Panda Bear. Pink Floyd. Modeselektor. James Brown. Sonic Youth. Led Zepplin. Snoop. Bjork. Minimal Tech. Stevie Wonder. Phish. Beastie Boys. Joy Division. LCD Soundsystem. Yeasayer. Def Jux. Grizzly Bear. Arcade Fire. Porno for Pyros. Spoon. Gorillaz. Broken Social Scene. Broken Bells. Gotye. Chairlift. tUnEyArDs. Wye Oak. Four Tet. The Horrors. Hot Chip. Little Dragon. Neon Indian. Gorillaz. Porno for Pyros. Stephen Malkmus. Atlas Sound. Tanlines. Kendrick Lamar. Pantha du Prince. Daniel Rossen. Little Dragon. Cults. Grimes. Pregnant. tvontheradio. M83. Dublab.com. Joy Division. Herbie Hancock. Belle and Sebastian. Twin Shadow. Frank Ocean. Talking Heads. Dirty Projectors. Django Django. Phil Collins. Purity Ring. Atoms for Peace. Ultraista. Miles Davis. Weezer (blue album). Dave Brubeck. Gardens and Villa. Father John Misty. Here we go magic.

True Romance. The Crow. The Lost Boys. Manhattan. Pulp Fiction. Coen Brothers. Wes Anderson. Charlie Kaufman. Aronofsky.

Vegan. Vietnamese. Japanese. Thai. Mexican. Vegetarian. Italian. Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't answer this without sounding like everyone else, so I'll just say my spectacles. I really can't live without them. Oh yeah, giving Love and being Loved. That's a necessity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sacred geometry. The time/space continuum. Rebirth or Nirvana. Ideas for future stories I want to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bukowskiing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put pickles on almost every sandwich I make. I eat too many sandwiches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a sidekick/evil twin/partner in crime. You love to dance. You believe nice guys finish first. You can beat me at scrabble. You don't replace periods at the end of sentences with LOL.