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34 Richmond, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Popeye seeking Olive Oyl. Delusions of grandeur include: dreams of joining a commune, an ashram, or radical environmentalist group. Enjoys: disco shaking; lovemaking; roller skating. Strengths: beard; scrabble. Weaknesses: freckles; puppies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Discovering new music, reading new books, spending time with my parents and sisters, working, traveling, exercising, catching up with good friends whenever I can, seeing live music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable in awkward social situations. Tying nautical knots. Hugs. Crashing weddings and dancing with your aunt.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
White guy with glasses, average height and build so- a lot of people tell me I resemble Maya Angelou.

Personality wise: What the f**k is that guy always smiling about?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Khaled Hosseini. Haruki Murakami. Jonathan Franzen. Michael Chabon. Jonathan Safran Foer. Bret Easton Ellis. Osho. Philip Roth. Deepak Chopra. Orson Scott Card. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Stephen King. Bukowski. Tom Robbins.

Beck. Radiohead. The Flaming Lips. The Cure. The Black Keys. Deerhunter. MGMT. Panda Bear. Pink Floyd. Modeselektor. James Brown. Sonic Youth. Led Zepplin. Snoop. Bjork. Minimal Tech. Stevie Wonder. Phish. Beastie Boys. Joy Division. LCD Soundsystem. Yeasayer. Def Jux. Grizzly Bear. Arcade Fire. Porno for Pyros. Spoon. Gorillaz. Broken Social Scene. Broken Bells. Gotye. Chairlift. tUnEyArDs. Wye Oak. Four Tet. The Horrors. Hot Chip. Little Dragon. Neon Indian. Gorillaz. Porno for Pyros. Stephen Malkmus. Atlas Sound. Tanlines. Kendrick Lamar. Pantha du Prince. Daniel Rossen. Little Dragon. Cults. Grimes. Pregnant. tvontheradio. M83. Dublab.com. Joy Division. Herbie Hancock. Belle and Sebastian. Twin Shadow. Frank Ocean. Talking Heads. Dirty Projectors. Django Django. Phil Collins. Purity Ring. Atoms for Peace. Ultraista. Miles Davis. Weezer (blue album). Dave Brubeck. Gardens and Villa. Father John Misty. Here we go magic. Aphex Twin. Connan Mockasin. Mac DeMarco.

Coen Brothers. Woody Allen. Wes Anderson. Charlie Kaufman. Darren Aronofsky.

Vegan. Vietnamese. Japanese. Thai. Mexican. Indian. Edo's Squid gets it's own category.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Swedish fish; yo-yo; skateboard; bmx; lemonheads; walkman cassette player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sacred geometry. The time/space continuum. Rebirth or Nirvana. Flying Saucers. Dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...hijacking a discotheque.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have six pack abs and I never will, but I DO have sexy elbows.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like the intro to this poem:

WE are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.