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24 Orem, UT Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hey! My name is Brett, Bretticus for short. I love longboarding, video games, comic books, playing drums, writing, and other scholarly pursuits. I'm going to school to get my degree in creative writing and I work at the Subway in UVU. I'm also really goofy like that one Disney guy....can't remember his name. In November 2014 I was diagnosed with Celiac Disease and I'm still trying to get used to not eating gluten or dairy. I don't drink or smoke but i dont really care when people do, as long as it doesn't define you. Ask me questions if you want to know more!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin' it up! Going to school, hanging out, and freezing to death. I used to be part of the "party" scene but I learned that was a road leading me nowhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to say i'm good at writing. I've been playing drums for almost 9 years. I'm also a pretty mean Halo player :P
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile or sense of humor. Life's too short to be a boring normal person so I like to shake things up a bit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh man this is going to be long.

Movies: Magnolia, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Goodfellas, The Departed, No Country For Old Men, Boondock Saints, How To Train Your Dragon, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, Clue, This is Spinal Tap, and any with cinematic merit.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Spartacus, Breaking Bad, Archer, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, Metalocalypse, Big Bang Theory, etc.

Books: Any Bret Easton Ellis book, Dune, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Ender's Game, Primal Fear, The Jitterbug Perfume, anything X-Men or Batman related, The Walking Dead, Starship troopers, anything sci-fi or comic related.

Food: Any that doesn't have gluten or dairy in it!

Music: Opeth, Whitechapel, Metallica, As I Lay Dying, Band of Skulls, Josh Groban, Unearth, Within the Ruins, Katatonia, Breaking Benjamin, System of a Down, pretty much anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, music, water, gummy bears, friends, and a comfy blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything, I don't sleep much so I stay up and think. I also browse random facts on the internet. Turkeys whistle when they feel threatened
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's just say I never have a "typical" Friday night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have hands for feet. I can pick up coins with them!
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