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Bretzel726 Away

26 / M / Straight / Single

Hoboken, New Jersey

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A pretty active guy, a lover of all things outdoors, a fan of the path less traveled, and just generally fuckin awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
saving the world, one bridge and tunnel at a time (aka engineering).
I’m really good at
-Photo bombing tourists' Empire State Building photos
-Back massages
-planning road trips
-math
-Halloween costume
-Making Paleo smoothies
-whipping out Eminem karaoke performances
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: stuff by John Grisham, James Patterson, Malcolm Gladwell, Ben Mezrich, and Tucker Max
The six things I could never do without
1. Duct tape- pretty much the solution to everything
2. Ex officio boxer shorts
3. Suncscreen
4. Almond butter
5. Crossfit classes
6. Passport
7. Bicycle

Yea I'm aware I went over the 6 item limit. I'm a total badass like that sometimes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Seinfeld episodes would be like if there were new ones today. I can imagine Elaine sitting in the coffee shop complaining about her latest OK Cupid date.
On a typical Friday night I am
More pubbish than clubish
And sometimes a Tuesday guy instead of a Friday guy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a crush on Amanda Bynes when I was a kid watching Snick on Saturday nights. Now....not so much.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are my 100% enemy. I've always wanted to meet my arch nemesis.