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25 Portsmouth, NH Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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New to Portsmouth, looking to build up some connections here.

If you like Irish pubs we can be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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My typical day in my new life up north:
1) Wake up and consume inhuman amounts of caffeine
2) Read history for an hour or so depending on success of step 1
3) Go to work science-ing the shit out of the business of private schools
4) Come home to assemble whatever piece of furniture I bought today
5) Cook a barbaric meal consisting of meat and vegetables
6) Sleep on an air mattress because my moving truck is still in limbo with my bed.

I imagine weekends will be bar-filled with the occasional sojourn to Boston with my old college friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brewing beer, musical instruments, being resourceful, driving in snow, giving speeches about nonsense, farming, complaining about bureaucracy, speaking germanglish, ice skating on lakes, building bonfires, hookah smoke rings, and cooking meat in a pan.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"This guy is super awesome and totally nice!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a LOT of niche news. If you read Tyler Durden we should most definitely talk.

Books: History, philosophy, science, and economics.

Series: Firefly season 1, Firefly season...oh wait, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Walking Dead

I watched Interstellar too late and never experienced it in IMAX. This will haunt me the rest of my days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A really massive cooking pot
Kindle reader
Amazon Prime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Current events, dinner, where are my damn keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinners, happy hours, barhopping with friends, karaoke?
You should message me if
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You want to go to a Portsmouth bar. Maverick needs a goose.