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BrianinBG

30 M Naperville, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Q: So what kind of cheese can a person live in?

A: Cottage Cheese, get it, and yes that actually cracks me up :P!

I'm a very easy going guy that is open to many different things.

I love to laugh, it's probably my favorite thing to do. There is usually at least 10 things that I could laugh at each and every day. Because of that, I love making my friends laugh, and LOVE going to comedy clubs!

I'm all for a night out on the town or a quiet night at home. I go with the flow of things. I also care a lot about my family and friends, and will do just about anything to help them out.

I think the coolest thing to do would be if I were dating someone to tell her to pack her bags for the weekend. I would then take her to the airport and we would get on the first departing flight no matter where it was going to, and make a weekend out of it. (No I haven't done this yet and yes I did steal it from some movie).

I'm also very accepting of other people and always can find the good in someone. Kinda one of my gifts. I care about my friends and everyone else for that matter. I am always the one willing to be called at random hrs at the night to pick someone up if they’re in trouble, and all I really like back in return is a thanks (and maybe a french fry from McDonald's if it’s late).

Die hard Cubs and Bears fan

Puzzles are fun

I get REALLY intense when playing Mario cart... neighbors have called the cops on me for that one, got a lil excited and it was late at night.

Crown and coke is my poison ohhhh hell any whiskey is great in my book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living life as best I can with what I got. Taking Freshmen on an adventure through time (key time travel music) in World History, also putting kids to sleep as I teach them history (probably the reality lol).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having bad joke Friday with my student's

Giving advice, even if I don't follow my own ;)

Making people laugh!

Being organized

Putting others before myself

Keeping a sense of humor even in bad situations

Smashing my face into cakes :)

Singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider (I should have tried out for American Idol)

Killing Spiders (that's a good quality for a guy to have right ladies... or any bug that you are scared of for that matter ;))
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos, I have 10 so far, they all have meaning and I already have ideas for more!

My filter is sometimes broken and I'll say off the wall stuff...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
music: I'll listen to just about anything. I love going to see friends live bands or finding something new to watch!

I love reading anything and everything. I tend to read more non-fiction historical accounts, but I have dabbeled into a bit of everything.

Movies:
I got over 500 DVDs I like a little bit of everything!
Zombieland
Book of Eli
The Hangover
Wedding Crashers
The Shaw Shank Redemption
Terminator Movies

TV
The Big Bang Theory
Rescue Me
Sons of Anarchy
Futurama
Family Guy
BSG
24
Top Chef
The Walking Dead

Food:
Japanese/Sushi
Italian
American
Mexican
Irish
I love all types of food and will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Spell check ( I have the worst spelling, my students think it's hilarious)
2. The Marine Corps
3. My Friends
4. Adventure
5. Jelly Bellies and Peanut M & M's
6. Vegas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Different places that I want to travel, I just recently took a spur of the moment trip to Cali and Vegas, trying to think of the next place to go!

My next tattoo what ever it may be.

What I would do with the millions of dollars that I will win in my next visit to Vegas.

Zombies... they just interest me

And in all seriousness, how to better myself in my professional and private life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going with the flow and finding something to do with friends.

Preparing my plans for world domination!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to bake cookies, brownies, cakes they all taste good.

All summer long I was going to the pool and didn't have a towel. So for my bday my friend bought me a towel... the problem was that the towel was pink and says "mermaid in training," it’s a towel though and you may see me with it at the pool. Worse things have happened in life lol.

Yes I do have a spoon tatooed on my calf, however, there is meaning behind it...

When I was 3 or 4 my mom thought it was so cute and gave me a mullet haircut and then took pictures....

I didn't join the Marines to protect anyones freedoms, or the uniform... I believed the late 80's-90's commercial that if I joined I would get to slay a fire demon. Needless to say, once I was in I realized that all the fire demons were already dead, it was a sad day. (Bonus points if you actaully know what commercial I'm talking about).

So my students last year recorded me in class "Dougie-ing" for them and I just found it on youtube....

http://youtu.be/ycQjxRfJ28g

So have a laugh at my expense.

I don't listen to music while I run, it actually breaks my concentration.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm really just looking for someone that is ready to have something serious. Seriousness does take time, but that is the eventual goal.
I just want to have fun with life without of the drama.
You also are accepting of the military and my choice to serve our country.
You either like a night out on the town or cuddled up with a good movie.
You want to help grade papers.... I hate grading!
You want to create some fun adventures!
You want to go to the Marine Corps Ball, it is a lot of fun!
You want to teach me about wine and pairing with foods!