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35 Portland, OR Man


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  • Ages 23-36
  • Near me
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Last online
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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I like apple butter, finger painting, and books on tape. I enjoy making animations, playing board games, and cooking pasta. If I were a mythical creature I'd have eyes of an eagle, arms of a panda, legs of an Ostrich, and the sword from Thundercats
i enjoy waffles and pumpkin pie and nifty stickers and strange people and ellipses and runon sentences and the color purple... (thats both the movie/book and the actual color)... as well as tshirts with cartoons and other odd things on them and you... yes.. most of all I enjoy you... unless you're mean.. in which case i might not like you as much.. but probably would still find you amusing
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Portland August 5th 2011 from Missouri. I have a degree in computer animation, and to the surprise of the current job market.. I actually landed a job doing just that. Though, its not my dream animation job.. so I'm still aiming towards something better suited to me in the future. In the meantime, its a pretty good gig.

Aside from that, I am generally just loving life in Portland.

I recently got into running/jogging. Its weird becoming addicted to something actually healthy for once.

I'm on the internets:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making lists. cooking. frisbee, reaching things on the highest shelf, standing in a crowd, driving, THE INTERNETS, being content. minigolf. reading people. knowing when to shut up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm being held hostage in the body of a very attractive, hilarious, yet humble man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Indie, jazz, elecro pop... usually if there is a girl and an acoustic guitar.. Im going to dig it.

Shows!?: I LOVE going to shows! you mean like live bands right? yeah.. im totally down for that.. unless they suck. You probably mean tv shows though... which I also enjoy some of those. I would list them for you, but it's most likely one of those popular ones that everyone likes... especially if it has all the seasons on netflix.. because who the energy to wait for a new episode every week these days.

Food: I love food. Food thats Healthy.. food thats not healthy.. all of it. Italian is my favorite.. but I'm opening up these days and willing to try almost anything. I've been slowly working on eating more and more healthy.. but occasionally you have to indulge yourself

Movies: I enjoy all those nifty indie flicks.. and all those documentaries.. and all that sci fi.. the dramedy horrors... yes all of that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my brother.
tactile sensations.
the open road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space... seriously ... space is crazy.
there are billions of solar systems out there... it takes 8 months just to send a rover to mars... BILLIONS OF SOLAR SYSTEMS!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
finger painting, catching a show, animating, cutting up cardboard, INTERNET, playing a board game, drinking a white russian, doing hoodrat stuff with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was about 14 I got caught stealing a PC game from walmart. The woman that caught me was the mother of a kid I went to school with. She gave me a few quick and stern comments and let me go. Thanks, Mrs. Malone.
You should message me if
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If you can form coherent sentences in at least one language. Preferably english... but I'll take what I can get.