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32 Fareham, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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I think one of the most important things in life is being able to laugh at myself. I like wit and humour and people who enjoy the same.

I want to meet interesting new people and talk bullshit and tell jokes and talk about things that matter and then joke about them.

Here's some more things about me:

I love books, words and reading.
I like food and enjoy cooking for other people.
I like to draw and I like to write and I'd like to do more of both.
I like games and the theory of games, whether board, card or video.
I think politeness is important and I worry about being rude.
I like cats and I have absolutely no sense of humour for bad things happening to them.
I like to overthink the books/films/games that I like and what makes them great.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've done graphics for a bunch of small game projects and I plan to keep on doing that. Making pretty pictures, logos and icons is fun.

I also have a job but talking about work is boring.
I’m really good at
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Inventing facts about the noble manatee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Perhaps my impressive and expressive eyebrows? They're like two angry porcupines fighting.

Eh, who am I kidding. The first thing anyone notices is that I'm so trim.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge reader, but recent highlights are Scott Lynch's Republic of Thieves and Iain Banks' Stonemouth. All-time favourites are Zelazny's Lord of Light, Scarlett Thomas' The End of Mr Y and Martin Miller's Lonely Werewolf Girl. Oh, and Fool by Christopher Moore.

I also like non-book things but I'm shockingly undereducated in film, music etc so shoot me a recommendation if you like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pencil and paper.
A good book.
Good food.
A gas hob.
Green tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You like to laugh.

And would like to hear jokes about giraffes.

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