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34 Coppell, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:08pm
Native American, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My profile may one day benefit from not resembling a Russian novel. If only I knew how to do that.

I work from home and make my own hours, making sure a certain bit of the internet doesn't suck too much for you to use.

I grew up around here, but had a lot of life experience becoming a new incarnation of myself in NYC for 6 years. Turns out a lot of cities are pricy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Artsy stuff. I have a huge, long-term project, and even if I can't perfectly hit every "deadline" it's still very usable for the future. Thing is, I still have some fundamentals to master if the *story* is to be properly illustrated. If i can't draw it, I can't present the plot and stuff. I didn't get into this so much until more recently.

Trying to come up with a podcast.

Learning Japanese/Swedish...remarkably slowly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Critical thinking, which should be a core requirement in all schooling.



Acting. I'm much better for screen/voice acting than stage, but I have done some stage work, which is like a career military vet saying he's done some Vietnam work.

Remembering things in detail indefinitely. I once remembered an instrumental for over 20 years, and was finally able to identify it just by humming the main melody into a website so a person could identify it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a more "superficial" level? My supernaturally youthful appearance. People eventually learn that I simply do not age. You might say I have "a little Elijah Wood thing going on."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Fantasy, science fiction, Humor-driven books, history, crime thrillers, but really, as with any medium, I seek out whatever I expect to relate to, such as:

Anything on mythology/paganism/heathenism. I'm just into the stories/imagery.

Crime fiction
Philip K. Dick
World history
Anything about lucid dreaming
Books on art
True crime. Mostly ones about the mob.

(B) Many.. Here are just a few examples:

Various indie
Crime drama
Other dramas

Movies/TV are very different from music for me because I find that there's still plenty of great material on mainstream TV and even in Hollywood sometimes. You don't have to dig nearly as deep underground to find good stuff in these fields as you do in music.

Shows I'm really into include:

South Park
Rick and Morty
Bojack Horseman
Red Dwarf
SNL(which has recently regained much of its long-absent spirit)
Silicon Valley
True Detective
Blake's 7
One Piece
Freaks and Geeks
An Idiot Abroad
True Blood
Twin Peaks
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Orange is the New Black
Trailer Park Boys
Pushing Daisies
Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes saga
Doctor Who in the original run and this one, especially when Russell T. Davies doesn't write the episode
...and Miami FUCKING Vice. Best show Giancarlo Esposito's ever been in. Yep. I said it.


Jan Hammer
Redd Kross
The Police
Jeremy Jay
Now, Now
Crystal Castles
Peter Gabriel
Paradise Lost
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Orange Range
At The Gates
East River Pipe
Matthew Dear
Matthew Sweet
The Wedding Present
Kate Bush
The Joy Formidable
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Big Black
New Order
Joy Division
The Cure
The Submarines
The Shivvers
The Cars
Cocteau Twins
Dinosaur Jr.
Joe Walsh
Buffalo Tom
The Lemonheads
Belly/Tanya Donnelly
Throwing Muses/Kristin Hersh
Husker Du
Sally Shapiro(and tons of classic Italo disco)
The Jam

(E) I'm pescetarian, and not preachy(or activist, for that matter.) Not very picky about food, but some's better than others, and I like most things originating from the Far East or Europe that are within my dietary restrictions. Speaking of food, I also have a strong urge to see Anthony Bourdain pummeled into humility. That'd take a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The knowledge that there are some people that share my desire to defend free expression in whatever way--and have reasonable ideas of how to go about doing so.

My sense of humor. I'm fairly clownish, in a non-juggalo kind of way.

Art--including any form--music/movies/TV shows/books/comics/stand-up comedy. I'll also include creating art here as a need.

Non-internet social interaction. Do you miss the days when there was more of that as much as I do?

Other parts of the world/country to take interest in and travel to.

Lucid dreaming is too badass for words.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aesthetic/the arts

The 80s, of which I am a lifelong non-ironic fan.

How to be increasingly non-dogmatic


What Would Loki Do?(Not the Marvel version)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by ear. Rigid schedules aren't my style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to actually think the Police Academy movies were funny back when I was nine years old. That's old enough to know better.

I don't post every random fact about myself on here, but you can ask me anything. I'm extremely open, and unashamed of almost anything someone could ask me about. The first paragraph in this section is a rare exception.

I'm all for making progress in life, but have no respect whatsoever for age roles, such as doing/not doing something at age X simply because "that's what people do." If you disagree, you'll hate me almost as much as I hate Pat Sajak.
You should message me if
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If you're into doing art-related stuff(regarding music, graphic design, photography--you name it.)

You can politely and accurately explain to me what's so great about Mad Men besides the sets and costumes(I've had this line in here for 3+ years and have received exactly zero answers.)

If you're just looking for friends, that's peachy as well.

You don't have to be an atheist, but you have to be atheist-friendly. Agnostics are also atheists, though this is such a common misconception I don't get too riled up if people have it. If you think morality needs a god/religion, that's a major roadblock.

Oh, and please don't be an advocate of the ideas of Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, or Paul Ryan. I'd take Nixon over those clowns 8 days a week.