If you're anything like me, then you're probably a man, in which case you shouldn't really be looking at my profile. I'm here looking for a partner in crime (mainly because I'm planning on doing over a few petrol stations in the Sussex area soon...). I'd generally say I'm a glass half full kind of guy, but I put that down to just being clumsy when carrying drinks. I'm down to earth, struggle to take life too seriously and tend to try and joke about most things particularly when feeling a little awkward... like now!

I work long hours in a good job but I'm looking to equalise the work/life balance if that makes sense!

licking my eyebrows.

See the above answer.

So many to list but enjoy Stephen King, Richard Dawkins, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown and Michael Crichton. Huge film buff with faves being Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Prometheus, The Matrix, Saving Private Ryan, Memento, anything Tarantino and my guilty pleasure is Roadhouse! Music wise, I'm a huge U2 fan, love Prince, Maxwell, Jacko, George Michael, too much RnB to mention and an Ipod with over 3000 tracks in it!

My friends, an income, a car, my cat, my sense of humour and my impeccable taste and style... *cough*....

Quantum Physics, Space/Time Relativity, Creationism and boobs.

doing naked cartwheels along Brighton seafront.

I used to be a woman. Nah, just kidding. I'm still a woman.

you are partially sighted with a great sense of humour.