Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I come up with stupid sayings all the time like-
1. "You're not normal if you're not a little crazy."
2. "When you're sorry, you're sorry."
3. "Sometimes the most productive day is a day you get nothing
done, it's good for the soul."
I'm not even sure I live by these principles, but don't I make them
I'm wild-at-heart, unique-thinking, and expressive in just being
myself (instead of superman, which I default to from time to time,
don't tell anyone).
Deep down, I just want to feel comfortable enough to express myself
in the deepest and most vulnerable way possible without fear of
judgment, and to have the trust of someone else to do the same.
Trash talking a plus!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating a career as "Octa-dad."
I'm a writer, an actor, and a salesman. Expressing creatively and
improving my community are my dream jobs.
I'm obsessive about getting myself to the next level, no matter how
much I achieve. I'm in constant pursuit of a happier, healthier,
more fulfilling, and more socially conscious life.
I strive everyday to be less self-consumed and more aware of the
people and environments around me. Which is obviously hard
sometimes, cause I'm the most interesting person I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing out loud, and publicly embarrassing myself and my
.......over-thinking the smallest of issues, and then ruining my
entire life in one spontaneous act.
........putting children in dangerous situations.
......saying one thing and doing the complete opposite.
......hitting on my girlfriends' moms.
........taking risks with other people's money.
........misunderstanding constructive criticism.
........being insensitive to sensitive people.
........making sacrifices..for myself.
.......making people laugh....and think.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm dressed, pressed, and tailored, except when I rock sandals and
socks. Baggy pants don't make you any tougher.
I am engaging, charismatic, a born follower, I have cajones grande
and sick baby making skills. I have a seductive charm...bracelet
(it sparkles). I'm the best thing on a stick since the
Not sure if I answered this question correctly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like deeply intellectual, artistic, humanistic, political,
independent, and comedic films. My ultimate favorites are The
Godfather I and II and Goodfellas, but I'm not sure either of those
count for those categories.
Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report,
Democracy Now, and reruns of the Chappelle show, hands down the
greatest show ever.
I just moved to LA. What in St. Joseph's estuary is Battlecam.com?
Train wreck TV at its finest (that estuary sentence makes no sense
Most of it
More of a writer than a reader after brain fry from UC Berkeley.
But I'll read anything visually stimulating, or that is supported
by factual evidence and reputable sources. My book collection is
I like mac and cheese, cheese platters, quesadillas, bagels with
cream cheese, tuna melts, cheese pizza, cheesecake, nachos, and
cheezits, but I try to stay away from dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Faith in that good and good people exist.
2. An internal 'badass' switch...just in case.
3. Random and inappropriate thoughts.
4. Some place to express those thoughts: imaginary friend, a dirty
5. Manners and morals. Cause if I didn't balance my inappropriate
thoughts with some sort of constraint, it would be scary for all of
6. The desire to make this world a better place...somehow.
Other Things I like - sport texting
And the basics- beaches, the gym, go-kart racing, BBQs, majestic
views, parties, friends, shaking on the dance floor (no seriously,
just shaking), salsa, wandering in big cities, fine wines and
I want to jump off of and out of really high places.
I like how the sunshine cascades on pink rose petals in the spring,
making the morning dew glisten like a northern star....and other
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. What Stephen Colbert would do......
2. The universe: I mean seriously, what the hell are we all doing
here? And I am going to be pissed if I find out we are just in some
bigger species' ant farm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I am a more simple man. I am usually
looking for sweet spicy chicken wings, a sweet spicy cocktail, and
a sweet spicy girl to dance with or offend in the hopes of getting
an ooooh, an aaaahhhh, or a haaaa!!!!
Otherwise I am soaking in the music and scene at my local lounge as
inspiration while I write. At least until I run into my belligerant
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I believe punching old people is acceptable under certain
-I’ve been abducted by aliens three times to crossbreed.
You should message me if
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1. If you want to kick it, laugh, learn, do fun things, maybe even
something stupid or crazy.
2. If you are not a fan of George's Bush or John's Boehner.
3. If you can't help blurting out what you think and lying
4. If you are a genuine kind-hearted creature.
5. If you've had struggles and were strong enough to get through
them with a bold and crass sense of humor.
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