I'm wild-at-heart, unique-thinking, and outward in just being myself (instead of superman, which I default to from time to time, don't tell anyone). 

Deep down, I just want to feel comfortable enough to express myself in the deepest and most vulnerable way possible without fear of judgment, and to have the trust of someone else to do the same. Trash talking a plus!!!

Contemplating a career as "Octa-dad."

I'm in sales. I like the part where I get to meet people and when the check hits my account. Not so into all the in between stuff.

I'm a writer and performer, it's my art, my heart. I write everyday, whether a lot or a little.

I'm super conscious about worldly issues, except when my bills are due. And I am very determined to improve the human experience for myself and others as much as possible.

I strive everyday to be less self-consumed and more aware of the people and environments around me. Which is obviously hard sometimes, cause I am pretty cool, and quite the handful, wink wink....perverted double meaning. Oh yeah BTW, I have no filter.

Expressing out loud, and publicly embarrassing myself and my family.

.......over-thinking the smallest of issues, and then ruining my entire life in one spontaneous act.
........putting children in dangerous situations.
......saying one thing and doing the complete opposite.
......hitting on my girlfriends' moms.
........taking risks with other people's money.
........misunderstanding constructive criticism.
........being insensitive to sensitive people.
........making sacrifices..for myself.
.......making people laugh....and think.

I'm dressed, pressed, and tailored, except when Im channeling Bob Marley. Baggy pants don't make you any tougher.

I am engaging, charismatic, a born follower, I have cajones grande and sick baby making skills. I have a seductive charm...bracelet (it sparkles). I'm the best thing on a stick since the shishkabob.

Clearly modesty is my third best trait.

Movies
The ones with sound.

Actually I like deeply intellectual, artistic, humanistic, political, independent, and comedic films. My ultimate favorites are The Godfather I and II and Goodfellas, but I'm not sure any of those count for those categories.

TV
Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report, Democracy Now, and reruns of the Chappelle show, hands down the greatest show ever.

I just moved to LA. What in St. Joseph's estuary is Battlecam.com? Train wreck TV at its finest (that estuary sentence makes no sense on purpose).

Music
Most of it

Books
More of a writer than a reader after brain fry from UC Berkeley. But I'll read anything visually stimulating, or that is supported by factual evidence and reputable sources. My book collection is vast after ten years of college.

Food
I like mac and cheese, cheese platters, quesadillas, bagels with cream cheese, tuna melts, cheese pizza, cheesecake, nachos, and cheezits, but I try to stay away from dairy.

1. Faith in that good and good people exist.
2. An internal 'badass' switch...just in case.
3. Random and inappropriate thoughts.
4. Some place to express those thoughts: imaginary friend, a dirty car window.
5. Manners and morals. Cause if I didn't balance my inappropriate thoughts with some sort of constraint, it would be scary for all of us.
6. The desire to make this world a better place...somehow.

Other Things I like - sport texting

And the basics- beaches, the gym, go-kart racing, BBQs, majestic views, parties, friends, shaking on the dance floor (no seriously, just shaking), salsa, wandering in big cities, fine wines and belgian beers.

I want to jump off of and out of really high places.

I like how the sunshine cascades on pink rose petals in the spring, making the morning dew glisten like a northern star....and other guy stuff.

1. What Stephen Colbert would do......

2. The universe: I mean seriously, what the hell are we all doing here? And I am going to be pissed if I find out we are just in some bigger species' ant farm.

On a typical Friday night I am a more simple man. I am usually looking for sweet spicy chicken wings, a sweet spicy cocktail, and a sweet spicy girl to dance with or offend in the hopes of getting an ooooh, an aaaahhhh, or a haaaa!!!!

Otherwise I am soaking in the music and scene at my local lounge as inspiration while I write. At least until I run into my belligerant friends.

Also-
-I believe punching old people is acceptable under certain circumstances.
-I’ve been abducted by aliens three times to crossbreed.

1. If you want to kick it, laugh, learn, do fun things, maybe even something stupid or crazy.

2. If you are not a fan of George's Bush or John's Boehner.

3. If you can't help blurting out what you think and lying hurts.

4. If you are a genuine kind-hearted creature.

5. If you have issues, and were strong enough to get through them with a bold and crass sense of humor.