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My self-summary
I come up with stupid sayings all the time like-
1. "You're not normal if you're not a little crazy."
2. "When you're sorry, you're sorry."
3. "Sometimes the most productive day is a day you get nothing done, it's good for the soul."

I'm not even sure I live by these principles, but don't I make them sound good?

I'm wild-at-heart, unique-thinking, and expressive in just being myself (instead of superman, which I default to from time to time, don't tell anyone). 

Deep down, I just want to feel comfortable enough to express myself in the deepest and most vulnerable way possible without fear of judgment, and to have the trust of someone else to do the same. Trash talking a plus!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating a career as "Octa-dad."

I'm a writer, an actor, and a salesman. Expressing creatively and improving my community are my dream jobs.

I'm obsessive about getting myself to the next level, no matter how much I achieve. I'm in constant pursuit of a happier, healthier, more fulfilling, and more socially conscious life.

I strive everyday to be less self-consumed and more aware of the people and environments around me. Which is obviously hard sometimes, cause I'm the most interesting person I know.
I’m really good at
Expressing out loud, and publicly embarrassing myself and my family.

.......over-thinking the smallest of issues, and then ruining my entire life in one spontaneous act.
........putting children in dangerous situations.
......saying one thing and doing the complete opposite.
......hitting on my girlfriends' moms.
........taking risks with other people's money.
........misunderstanding constructive criticism.
........being insensitive to sensitive people.
........making sacrifices..for myself.
.......making people laugh....and think.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm dressed, pressed, and tailored, except when I rock sandals and socks. Baggy pants don't make you any tougher.

I am engaging, charismatic, a born follower, I have cajones grande and sick baby making skills. I have a seductive charm...bracelet (it sparkles). I'm the best thing on a stick since the shishkabob.

Not sure if I answered this question correctly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like deeply intellectual, artistic, humanistic, political, independent, and comedic films. My ultimate favorites are The Godfather I and II and Goodfellas, but I'm not sure either of those count for those categories.

Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report, Democracy Now, and reruns of the Chappelle show, hands down the greatest show ever.

I just moved to LA. What in St. Joseph's estuary is Train wreck TV at its finest (that estuary sentence makes no sense on purpose).

Most of it

More of a writer than a reader after brain fry from UC Berkeley. But I'll read anything visually stimulating, or that is supported by factual evidence and reputable sources. My book collection is vast.

I like mac and cheese, cheese platters, quesadillas, bagels with cream cheese, tuna melts, cheese pizza, cheesecake, nachos, and cheezits, but I try to stay away from dairy.
The six things I could never do without
1. Faith in that good and good people exist.
2. An internal 'badass' switch...just in case.
3. Random and inappropriate thoughts.
4. Some place to express those thoughts: imaginary friend, a dirty car window.
5. Manners and morals. Cause if I didn't balance my inappropriate thoughts with some sort of constraint, it would be scary for all of us.
6. The desire to make this world a better place...somehow.

Other Things I like - sport texting

And the basics- beaches, the gym, go-kart racing, BBQs, majestic views, parties, friends, shaking on the dance floor (no seriously, just shaking), salsa, wandering in big cities, fine wines and belgian beers.

I want to jump off of and out of really high places.

I like how the sunshine cascades on pink rose petals in the spring, making the morning dew glisten like a northern star....and other guy stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. What Stephen Colbert would do......

2. The universe: I mean seriously, what the hell are we all doing here? And I am going to be pissed if I find out we are just in some bigger species' ant farm.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night I am a more simple man. I am usually looking for sweet spicy chicken wings, a sweet spicy cocktail, and a sweet spicy girl to dance with or offend in the hopes of getting an ooooh, an aaaahhhh, or a haaaa!!!!

Otherwise I am soaking in the music and scene at my local lounge as inspiration while I write. At least until I run into my belligerant friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I believe punching old people is acceptable under certain circumstances.
-I’ve been abducted by aliens three times to crossbreed.
You should message me if
1. If you want to kick it, laugh, learn, do fun things, maybe even something stupid or crazy.

2. If you are not a fan of George's Bush or John's Boehner.

3. If you can't help blurting out what you think and lying hurts.

4. If you are a genuine kind-hearted creature.

5. If you've had struggles and were strong enough to get through them with a bold and crass sense of humor.