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BritishRuss

27 Lake Mary, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ENFP. Teaching student. Avid adventurer, fun to drink with. L1 incomplete para. Ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run a small business teaching the elderly how to use iPhones, Android stuff, Netflix and Pandora. I like to call myself a "Senior Multimedia Integration and Logistics Engineer" or SMILE for short.

I also spend entirely too many nights awake, stargazing. I'd love to visit Big Pine Key, it's apparently one of the best spots in the world to stargaze. If you're interested in that sort of thing make sure to let me know!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cards against Humanity. Witty one-liners. Being a smart ass. Giving advice. Cheering people up. Adventures. Cooking breakfast food. Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My accent. I hear "Where are you from?" every time I go out. Sometimes I will say "Texas" to throw people off.

Either that or my sweet wheelchair ride.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Of Mice and Men (tore me apart), Harry Potter series, The Great Gatsby, The Art of War, Master and Margarita, The Power of One, A Land Remembered, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, Catcher in the Rye, The Celestine Prophecy, The Secret, Forgotten Realms, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, The Fall, Garden State. Anything by Miyazaki, or starring Will Ferrell. Willow was my favorite childhood movie. I saw Into the Wild a few months back, and loved it. I read the book in High School, but it didn't have the impact the movie had on me.

Music: I mostly listen to post-rock such as Explosions in the Sky, Eluvium, The Album Leaf, and The American Dollar.
This Town Needs Guns, Brand New, or Taking Back Sunday are my guilty pleasures since I listened to them in High School.
I enjoy a lot of the beachy dub sounds like Slightly Stoopid, Jack Johnson, DMB, Rebelution, SOJA, Supervillains and 311.
When I go out, I enjoy deep-house, minimal, and ambient electronic music.

TV: I watch Parks and Recreation, Dr. Who, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Da Vinci's Demons, Workaholics, Skins (UK version), Firefly, Weeds, True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, and Wilfred. Recently I watched all of Hemlock Grove and Orange is the New Black. Definitely worth watching.

I am pretty sure I like all food. If I haven't tried it, I will try it twice on separate occasions to effectively decide whether I like or dislike it based upon scientific method.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Wheelchair
2. Underwear
3. (Sun)Glasses
4. Toothbrush
5. My dog
6. Deodorant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully drinking a beer, at the very least. No day is typical for me, and I enjoy life that way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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if you want to. If I'm your type. If you feel like talking. If you're looking for a new friend. If you think your baggage matches my baggage.