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BrittParis

29 Sacramento, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcasm is a staple of my personality, along with honesty and loyalty. I LOVE to laugh, and make others laugh. I have a severe allergy to stupidity, a ridiculous addiction to coffee (or anything caffeinated), a manic crush on johnny depp, an unfathomable amount of passion for medicine... i secretly hope to be a ninja one day... I am stubborn and opinionated, and i know what i want. I'm low maintenance but that doesnt mean i dont appreciate the little things. I'm impatient and kind, unless you piss me off, then i'm a scary lil imp. I can have just as much fun dancing as I can watching a game of football when I'm with the right people. I can be very goofy, but I know when its time to be a grown up. I have respect for everyone as a human being unless they do something worthy of losing that. I can be argumentative, i always think i'm right, but if you give me proof I will change my perspective. I believe that no matter how hard life gets I have something to be grateful for, I am what some would call rare ... an optimist. I believe our trials and tribulations and how we handle them are what make up our character, and I believe that in everyone there is some good.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working... Waiting to be inspired by something that changes me forever.

Getting prepared for upcoming changes, about to take on the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sandwiches (and other cooking). Watching football. Video games. Beer pong. Pool.
Making ppl laugh, or cry... whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm kinda loud when I'm excited, also when I'm not.

I'm usually very happy so probably my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: so many. I love to read for fun and to learn.

Movies: good ones that don't suck.

Tv shows: naked and afraid, river monsters, ghost adventures... and anything else I damn well feel like watching

Music: I love music Everything from Country to Metal... I won't list it cuz I am always listening to music so theres a Lot! Also I don't feel like typing that much.

Food: Sushi and mexican food are my favorites and I love spicy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Music
The ocean
Sushi
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks it would really take that owl to get to the center if he had self control.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Could be a dance party in my living room with my daughter. Could be playing pool, watching a movie, singing karyoke at a local bar. Its really whatever floats my boat :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Moths freak me out. Like bad. They are ugly graceless crackheaded butterflies who want to eat my brains. They must be controlled by clowns.
You should message me if
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If you have a great sense of humor.
You have a flamingo or equally awesome pet you'd like to tell me about.
You have a uniform, the awesome kind.
You honestly think we'd have something to talk about.