People say my puppy is handsome and friendly with good coloring, and just like his daddy. He also likes to hump people's legs and give wet sloppy kisses so, yeah, read into that as you will.

I'm ready, finally, for the one. I've spent 30 years being a good student, building a solid career, indulging my creative whims and wanderlusting my way around the planet. I'm not ready to "settle down," but I am ready to journey on with my better half. Especially if he gets claustrophobic, as I do, if he hasn't had his passport stamped in 6 months.

Starting a business. Making shit happen.

Not giving a fuck.

My ass.

TV: Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, Mad Men, American Horror Story, Homeland, etc.

Movies: The TBD Quentin Tarantino movie starring Ryan Gosling that will make my wet dreams come true.

And after seeing Les Mis on film, I can definitively say I hate musicals. If you're a theater queen, you're fighting an uphill battle with me.

- A well stocked spice rack and pantry.
- My passport, coupled with a knack for languages and navigation.
- An very deep film and TV library.
- Good taste in design.
- A very open-minded, sponge-like brain.
- A daily shower.

Being on the water.

Exhausted.

I know where my G spot is.

You're Ryan Gosling. And/or if you can conjure up at least 3 articulate, full sentences in your first message.