Why we're here (on one account):
For all the charm, sex appeal and awkward hilarity we possess individually, joining forces made too much sense to ignore. Also, we're Siamese twins.
Why you're here (e-stalking us):
You've got a friend who's as pretty, smart and sassy as you are, and the safety-in-numbers mentality lends double dating a little more credibility.
Ideally, this works out well for everyone. Worst case scenario: neither of us hits it off with either of you, and we all shoot the shit with our respective BFF. Best case scenario: ...the mind reels. This is referred to in business as a "win-win."
If you don't represent multiple single ladies, we are also available à la carte.
Nick (aka ZinfandelSF): Creative, deep-thinking, adorable. Goes apeshit for your love.
John (aka JanusSF): Savvy, well-traveled, smoldering. Can't help winning.