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Bro_Annihilator

32 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Jan 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved from Alabama on a whim. It's working out!
Lucked into a lovely house full of awesome people in Portland, really enjoying having company and being social while sitting around in my bathrobe. I am a socially awkward extrovert.

In a relationship. Sample dialogue: "babe, will you take naked pictures of me?" "Who are these ones for?"

So, not the monogamous type.
romantic.
Cuddling>sex

Pansexual. only sexually attracted to cookware.

Other than occasionally being stuck in waiting rooms, I haven't been bored since my early 20's.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as an arborist's groundsman, which brings me to lots of different places in midcoasty/southern Maine. Enjoying the scenery. Lifting heavy things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chatting up strangers
Listening, when it's important (sometimes you gotta tell me to shut up and listen. It's OK.)
Throwing dinner parties
Dancing anywhere there is music
Appreciating the spectrum of human beauty
Adventures, sometimes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, why don't you ask people?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I know the words to an embarassing number of Mountain Goats and Magnetic Fields songs, and i can sing most of the songs from Hedwig. This tells more about me than anything else in this profile.
sad country songs, old time and bluegrass in a minor key.
I will go to any show that my friends are playing and enjoy it uncritically, I am like a Christmas pageant mom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I no longer have a smartphone or a blender, so I have to change these

A good sharp kitchen knife
Massages
Being "in the moment" (keeps me sane)
Coconut oil
Friends
Produce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot. It usually comes back to the profit motive fucking things up.
Trying to figure out ways to live that will benefit the people I love, and help them to thrive. Or at least survive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is unpredictable. I could be sound asleep. Sometimes I like to get drunk with friends or go for long walks. Hopefully somewhere with dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm insecure as fuuuuuck but I keep it to myself*

Also i fart like a horse

*except when i get maudlin-drunk
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to meet me and have a good time but you aren't hung up on some particular outcome (sex, relationship)
You are able to communicate your emotions, particularly the uncomfortable ones
You would like, at the very least, to make a friend
You are knowledgeable about something and want to teach or share

You have a dog

I'm not good at predicting what I'm going to find attractive, so give it a shot