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34 M Portland, OR

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
**Good God(s?), its been 4 years of being in Portland now... where did the time, and my life, go??**

Originally I am from a small, conservative town in Ohio and was the only kid with 3 feet of hair, agnostic, my friends were the kids in the art club, and with a oh-so-lovely surly disposition.
I stood out a bit to say the least... not such a positive thing as one would like to think as life is not like the movies. (why Oh why couldn't it been like "Pump Up the Volume" or "Heathers"?)

However I found the glory of computers and the internet!!!...
Sigh, ok, that's a LIE... I really just got fed up with working factory's and went to college to only wind back up at the factory's I tried to leave. :P
MEH! Life gets better but man it had done a number on me, so I can be a little rough around the edges and trying to polish up some.
So somewhere between gruff humor of mechanics and truck drivers and some of the intellectual urges of a true tech geek lies me.
So I cant put myself in a nice little box that can make sense for others. However I can say I am weird, with a filthy sense of humor, bit of a mouth and a kind heart to kids and animals.
I love art, music in almost any form, cars, computers, geeks, strange people and views that do NOT agree with mine as one could say I like to debate respectfully in both directions.

Broadly I like flaws in people as along as they are aware of it and are upfront about them. We all have them, so lets not waste time hiding them.

Makes no sense?... Yeah? me neither.
What I’m doing with my life
I am starting my life over in Portland. Its been kind of fun in a "Oh my god(s), what in the hell am I doing here" terrified way.
Thrilled with the area and really never intend to leave.
Much of it is just so bizarre and random to me at times.
Might be part of why I love it here...
It is nothing alike to where I am from.

I plan to be going back to College (sigh, AGAIN) for a Network Architect degree next year and get re-certified in everything...
This is on the back burner for now. I am sure many of you can understand how messy life can be at times.

If not the above, I am usually sucking down caffeine in about any form I can find it in at a coffee shop with my laptop.

Trying to quit smoking. Just got one of those E-cigs... it seems to be just the thing for me so far.
I’m really good at
Speed reading, I read at about 550+ words per minute.
Computers and Servers
(build, fix, repair, maintain, configure, and network them, yes I will fix yours if you ask nice).
Working on cars
Yes, I will take a look at yours, can even fix it with in reason.

Being open minded. I do not care if you are Poly, Bi, queer, or what ever. I will not judge, cool people are cool people no matter what the wrapping looks like or what package they come in.

Drawing & sketching. Not really "good" at is as I love to do it. I was an art student for a while, but I must say I was not a very talented one

Really bad sense of humor. As in like dark, bit of a perv and self deprecating laced with a ton of random pop culture.

I can safely say I can fix just about everything. I mean like total Mcgyver level.
My one loan mutant ability.
Why, oh why, could it have been something cool like breathing life into action figures? :(

You might of noticed I have no internal dialog. All I have to ask is, did you ever read a Deadpool Comic? Yeah... its like that.

Trivial knowledge sponge and dispensary. I am the guy you want on a trivia night.
You could say my favorite hobby is trying to learning everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue Eyes
My height
I over think stuff
That I am left handed
The overkill amount of sugar I put in my coffee.
I can be a nervous motor mouth when I first meet someone. Also to add to the above, I have no clue what a good first message is as it is always awkward for me brake the ice. Well, on line anyway. In person its not a problem.
I'm a safe loony.
My suit obsession
That I have no tattoos or piercings. I have nothing against it and I kind of like them, just not sure what to get for myself.

Usually these are the things that people tell me about, it's not like I go asking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would love to wow you with my literary knowledge but I admit, I really need to read something other than just textbooks and tech journals.
I have, as of late, started in on "The Dresdin Files" series of books and am really wanting to get my hands on stuff by Neil Gainman and Terry Prachet.

This list would be HUGE if I was to list my favorites. So this is a VERY truncated list of movies and types of film I dig.

I watch a TON of documentary's on any topic. Again, I love to just learn.

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Requiem for a Dream
any Clint Eastwood film
ANY THING BY David Lynch
I will watch almost anything once. So if there is something you want to show me, then by all means do!

Mike Patton Really digging Lovage right now as I type this!
80's & 90's alternative, Industrial, Old 80's thrash metal, Blues, Jazz Fusion, Techno, Classical, Punk, Ska, EBM, Chap Hop, Nerd Core, and what ever Frank Zappa would be called.
Really not into Rap and Hip Hop. Dub Step is kind of "Meh" to me. This will not shoot you down if you are into that. Its just not my thing.

I dont really watch anything that is aired currently. Most of what I DO watch is on NetFlix. Even then its like one or two nights out of a week when nothing is going on.
X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Dr. Who, Destination Truth, Ghost Hunters, Band of Brothers (when its on..I know its a mini series), Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, The Maxx, Tiny Toons, Animianiacs, Invader Zim, BSG, Firefly, Farscape, Eureka!, Babylon 5, Game of Thrones, NCIS, UK's Top Gear, Fringe, Twin Peaks (1st season only), .

I do like to cook!... Well mostly baking...
Like any good curious mind I am willing to try anything!
Down side is that I can not be a Vegan, HOWEVER I do have a conscience and do meatless days during the week. I acknowledge what hell the meat industry has become and I make choices based on that.
Vegan cooking is welcome and (again) I am all for learning how to make any of it. I just do not have a background that has exposed me to much of it.
Palio diet has some appeal to me also.
The six things I could never do without
I used to answer this section literally. I now see that this is more or less wasted space since everyone puts the same answers on it. SO!, I will just what ever makes me happy. (So NAH! THBBbpppppppppt!!)

1. my (In)sanilty
2. my (In)testines
3. my Ex girlfriends
4. my collection of nose pickings
5. Trimet at midnight.
If you think I am strange, take the 57 bus at 12am just once. You will see that I am a fine, well adjusted human by all rates of comparison. (Shudders, looks for number for therapist)

6. my coffee... This one IS true... I love my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING, I really have to control that "over thinking"
(is this really a problem???)

Where I can buy a cheap left handed guitar

How well I would fair on Jeopardy! given the stupid amount of trivial knowledge I have.

What the velocity of an unladen Swallow actually is.

If one was to trip on acid, and if colors have a flavor then what in the hell plaid or argyle would taste like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I pop in at Ground Kontrol when I get that bad arcade itch...

Random stuff...

I know, boring right?....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have fight with anxiety and depression at times.
I am aware of it and I am actively working on it. More than willing to take advice and suggestions from others who have been there.

I have a irrational dislike of hipsters... note the word "irrational"

I can be misanthropic at times. Think Henry Rollins said it best, " I don't hate anybody. I just get pissed off when we have this really cool world and stupid people fuck it up." (paraphrase)

I like pencil an paper RPG's like D&D, Pathfinder, Battletech, Shadowrun, and Starwars.

Oh, and I have the patience of a gnat.
To me, life moves to damn slow..... :P

Umm..I have a little girl that still lives in Ohio. It is a long and unhappy story...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you would like to find out that I am not as nuts as my profile
makes me seem.

you want brownies or cheesecake, I just might make it for you ;)
you like horrible jokes, dirty humor, bad puns and endless sarcasm.
you like having goofy conversations or political discussions.
you ever answered the question "what state do you live in?" with "confusion" or "insanity".
you actually LIKE Mike Patton.

You are not scared to know someone.
Here, I can speed things up for you