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34 M Portland, OR

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
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Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Good God(s?), its been 4 years of being in Portland now... where did the time, and my life, go??**

Originally I am from a small, conservative town in Ohio with a oh-so-lovely surly disposition.
I stood out a bit to say the least... not such a positive thing as one would like to think as life is not like the movies. (why Oh why couldn't it been like "Pump Up the Volume" or "Heathers"?)

However I found the glory of computers and the internet!!!...
Sigh, ok, that's a LIE... I really just got fed up with working factory's and went to college to only wind back up at the factory's I tried to leave. :P
MEH! Life gets better but man it had done a number on me, so I can be a little rough around the edges and trying to polish up some.
So somewhere between gruff humor of mechanics and truck drivers and some of the intellectual urges of a true tech geek lies me.
So I cant put myself in a nice little box that can make sense for others. However I can say I have a filthy sense of humor, bit of a mouth and a kind heart to kids and animals.
I love art, music in almost any form, cars, computers, geeks, strange people and views that do NOT agree with mine as one could say I like to debate respectfully in both directions.

Broadly I like flaws in people as along as they are aware of it and are upfront about them. We all have them, so lets not waste time hiding them.

Makes no sense?... Yeah? me neither.... but then again, does it have too?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am starting my life over in Portland. Its been kind of fun in a "Oh my god(s), what in the hell am I doing here" terrified way.
Thrilled with the area and really never intend to leave.
Much of it is just so bizarre and random to me at times.
Might be part of why I love it here...
It is nothing alike to where I am from.

I plan to be going back to College (sigh, AGAIN) for a Electrical Engineering.
This is on the back burner for now. I am sure many of you can understand how messy life can be at times.

If not the above, I am usually sucking down caffeine in about any form I can find it in at a coffee shop with my Nook in hand.

Trying to quit smoking. Just got one of those E-cigs... it seems to be just the thing for me so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speed reading, I read at about 550+ words per minute.
Computers and Servers
(build, fix, repair, maintain, configure, and network them, yes I will fix yours if you ask nice).
Working on cars
Yes, I will take a look at yours, can even fix it with in reason.

Being open minded. I do not care if you are Poly, Bi, queer, or what ever. I will not judge, cool people are cool people no matter what the wrapping looks like or what package they come in.

Drawing & sketching. Not really "good" at is as I love to do it. I was an art student for a while, but I must say I was not a very talented one

Really bad sense of humor. As in like dark, bit of a perv and self deprecating laced with a ton of random pop culture.

I can safely say I can fix just about everything. I mean like total Mcgyver level.
My one loan mutant ability.
Why, oh why, could it have been something cool like breathing life into action figures? :(

You might of noticed I have no internal dialog. All I have to ask is, did you ever read a Deadpool Comic? Yeah... its like that.

Trivial knowledge sponge and dispensary. I am the guy you want on a trivia night.
You could say my favorite hobby is trying to learning everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue Eyes
My height
I over think stuff
That I am left handed
The overkill amount of sugar I put in my coffee.
I can be a nervous motor mouth when I first meet someone. Also to add to the above, I have no clue what a good first message is as it is always awkward for me brake the ice. Well, on line anyway. In person its not a problem.
I'm a safe loony.
My suit obsession
That I have no tattoos or piercings. I have nothing against it and I kind of like them, just not sure what to get for myself.

Usually these are the things that people tell me about, it's not like I go asking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have, as of late, started in on "The Dresdin Files" series of books, stuff by Neil Gainman and Terry Prachet (Good Omens, great read!). As like with many, A Song of Ice and Fire. I have put off watching the last two seasons of Game of Thrones just so I could enjoy the books.
Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner.
Need more books. :P

This list would be HUGE if I was to list my favorites. So this is a VERY truncated list of movies and types of film I dig.

I watch a TON of documentary's on any topic. Again, I love to just learn.

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Requiem for a Dream
ANY THING BY David Lynch
The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I watch it once a year, usually around my birthday.
Scott Pilgrim Vs the World.
As Good as it gets.
13 Assassins.
I will watch almost anything once. So if there is something you want to show me, then by all means do!

Mike Patton
Andre Segovia, God Lived Underwater, Mushroomhead, NoFX, Anthrax, Funker Vogt, The Cure, The Smiths, The Offspring, Prodigy, MC Larz, Fear Factory, A Perfect Circle, The Misfits, Primus, Stained, Stone Sour, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Cream, The Byrds, Rev. Horton Heat, Stolen Babies, Diablo Swing Orchestra, VnV Nation, AFI, Moby, Combichrist, Front 242, Kraftwerk, Prong, Lacuna Coil, Chuck Berry, The Toasters, Steve Vai, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Talking Heads. (are you really still reading this?)

I dont really watch anything that is aired currently. Most of what I DO watch is on NetFlix. Even then its like one or two nights out of a week when nothing is going on.
X-Files, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Dr. Who, Destination Truth, Band of Brothers (when its on..I know its a mini series), Invader Zim, BSG, Firefly, Farscape, Eureka!, Babylon 5, UK's Top Gear, Fringe, Twin Peaks (1st season only)... It all depends on stuff.

I do like to cook!... Well mostly baking...
Like any good curious mind I am willing to try anything!
Down side is that I can not be a Vegan, HOWEVER I do have a conscience and do meatless days during the week.
I acknowledge what hell the meat industry has become and I make choices based on that.
Vegan cooking is welcome and (again) I am all for learning how to make any of it. I just do not have a background that has exposed me to much of it.
Palio diet has some appeal to me also.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I used to answer this section literally. I now see that this is more or less wasted space since everyone puts the same answers on it. SO!, I will just what ever makes me happy. (So NAH! THBBbpppppppppt!!)

1. My little Poney
2. My Crockpot
3. my Ex girlfriends
4. my awesome suits I find at Goodwill.
5. Trimet at midnight.
If you think I am strange, take the 57 bus at 12am just once. You will see that I am a fine, well adjusted human by all rates of comparison. (Shudders, looks for number for therapist)

6. my coffee... This one IS true... I love my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING, I really have to control that "over thinking"
(is this really a problem???)

Where I can buy a cheap left handed guitar

How well I would fair on Jeopardy! given the stupid amount of trivial knowledge I have.

What the velocity of an unladen Swallow actually is.

If one was to trip on acid, and if colors have a flavor then what in the hell plaid or argyle would taste like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I pop in at Ground Kontrol when I get that bad arcade itch...

Random stuff...

I know, boring right?....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have fight with anxiety and depression at times.
I am aware of it and I am actively working on it.
I have a mirror in my room that I write down goals and aspirations on as a daily reminder.

Umm..I have a little girl that still lives in Ohio. It is a long and unhappy story...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you would like to find out that I am not as nuts as my profile
makes me seem.

you want brownies or cheesecake, I just might make it for you ;)
you like horrible jokes, dirty humor, bad puns and endless sarcasm.
you like having goofy conversations or political discussions.
you ever answered the question "what state do you live in?" with "confusion" or "insanity".
you actually LIKE Mike Patton.

You are not scared to know someone.
Here, I can speed things up for you