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45 F Southfield, MI

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–51
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:33am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! Hi all you "fuck you snobby bitches" profile guys! You are terrifying. Please do not "like" me.

I am a nightowl and a vodkanthrope. A world-weary word-wrangler.

5 siblings
4 sewing machines
3 days accident-free
2 motorcycles
1 ex-husband
0 children
0 gods
0 fucks given
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished "Archer" season 2 and came up with a good way to sew tentacles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing chicken with turkey vultures.

This is a real thing that happened. There were vultures. On my street. In Southfield.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a voracious consumer of information, and my "entertainment" tends (not exclusively) toward documentary. Sometimes that includes "COPS" and things "COPS"-like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least a quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's important to you? Not what you think should be important, but what do you really prioritize? Why have you chosen the people in your life? Do you feel as though you've chosen them at all? What are the bundled up words perched at the back of your tongue, waiting for you to cry out?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares about typical nights? Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. like intelligent women who make oblique movie quotes and are lousy at smalltalk.