Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What's a musical act that you love, but feel like you shouldn't?
Like, it's the odd man out in your taste profile, or just a pinch
more or less keyboard and you'd HATE it? Mine is Pop Will Eat
Itself. No shame!
Likes are hidden—you have to email me for me to know who you are!
(But for the love of all that is unholy, do not just email me
Quirky, clever, and cute. Adherent of the Oxford comma. If you
email people based only on their photos, you're missing a lot of
the picture. And I'll know. Believe me, I'll know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an atheistic infidel heathen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Museums/galleries, dive bars, conventions, meetups, MST3K,
audiobooks, podcasts, philosophy, game night, live performance,
debates/lectures/demos, road trips, motorcycles, estate sales,
sewing/crafting/making. Take your pick.
My favorite movie is "A Clockwork Orange" and my favorite band is
the Buzzcocks, if that helps. Oh and Christopher Hitchens is (was)
my favorite debater. Yes, I have a favorite debater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least a quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How difficult it is to be funny in these profiles. I'm a big fan of
comedy, and laugh my ass off on a regular basis—and sometimes make
other people laugh theirs off, even. But not here. Oh no, not here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares about typical nights? Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like intelligent women who make oblique references and are
lousy at smalltalk. (1: I'm fine, thanks! 2: Yes, I'm single, like
it says in my stats. 3: No, I haven't had any "luck" here. 4: What
I'm "looking for" eventually is long term monogamy. 5: Yes, I'm
going to hold it against you if you ask me any of those questions,
since I just answered them.)
Or if you are expert at frying pickles.
PS Be aware that I probably won't message you first. This isn't
some "gender role" nonsense, it's my way of weeding out submissive
boys. If you can't hike 'em up and email me, we aren't going to
work out well. Although if your profile is empty and you email me
"hey," that's also probably true.
Who are you looking for?
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