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I am a nightowl and a vodkanthrope. A world-weary
4 sewing machines
3 days accident-free
0 fucks given
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished "Archer" season 2 and came up with a good way to
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing chicken with turkey vultures.
This is a real thing that just happened this week. There were
vultures. On my street. In Southfield.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a voracious consumer of information, and my "entertainment"
tends (not exclusively) toward documentary. Sometimes that includes
"COPS" and things "COPS"-like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least a quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's important to you? Not what you think should be important,
but what do you really prioritize? Why have you chosen the people
in your life? Do you feel as though you've chosen them at all? What
are the bundled up words perched at the back of your tongue,
waiting for you to cry out?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares about typical nights? Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
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...you like intelligent women who make oblique movie quotes and are
lousy at smalltalk.
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