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BrocadeLion

45 Southfield, MI Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–51
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a nightowl and a vodkanthrope. If I can't make it with my hands, I'll make it with my words.

5 siblings
4 sewing machines
3 days accident-free
2 motorcycles
1 ex-husband
0 children
0 gods
0 fucks given
Blastoff!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting accustomed to seeing at least two sides to almost every proposition. I'm probably not arguing with you, simply offering another POV. If it's maddening for you, try to imagine being me. (This does not mean I don't have definite opinions on some things.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing chicken with turkey vultures.

This is a real thing that happened. There were vultures. On my street. In Southfield.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a voracious consumer of information, and my "entertainment" tends (not exclusively) toward documentary. That excludes anything Kardassian-like, FYI.

(Further FYI, I am currently listening to Sam Harris's "Waking Up" while rehabbing my basement after major waterproofing surgery.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least a quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's important to you? Not what you think should be important, but what do you really prioritize? Why have you chosen the people in your life? Do you feel as though you've chosen them at all? What are the bundled up words perched at the back of your tongue, waiting for you to cry out?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares about typical nights? Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
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...you like intelligent women who make oblique movie quotes and are lousy at smalltalk.