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BrocadeLion

46 Southfield, MI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–51
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:50pm
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a nightowl and an eager learner. An explorer of places and ideas. If I can't make it with my hands, I'll make it with my words. In my spare time, I write for an arts/entertainment/culture blog. Almost everything is arts/entertainment/culture.

I'm nerdier than I look. Get me talking, you'll find out soon enough.

I am GGG, and as Dan Savage would further put it, I'm looking for a good guy to (eventually) do dirty things with. I tend to be sexually, but not socially, submissive.

In sum:
5 siblings
4 sewing machines
3 days accident-free
2 left feet
1 ex-husband
0 children
0 gods
0 fucks given
Blastoff!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Very tiny, fine hand-sewing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Museums/galleries, dive bars, conventions, meetups, MST3K, audiobooks, podcasts, philosophy, game night, live performance, debates/lectures/demos, road trips, motorcycles, estate sales, sewing/crafting/making. Take your pick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one of my sewing machines.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least a quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who cares about typical nights? Let's talk about ideal nights.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like intelligent women who make oblique references and are lousy at smalltalk. (1: I'm fine, thanks! 2: Yes, I'm single, like it says in my stats. 3: No, I haven't had any "luck" here. 4: What I'm "looking for" eventually is long term monogamy. 5: Yes, I'm going to hold it against you if you ask me any of those questions, since I just answered them.)

Or if you are expert at frying pickles.

PS Be aware that I probably won't message you first. It isn't a mars/venus thing, it's an "ugh, enough with the passive/submissive people already!" thing.

PPS I don't take a lot of selfies, I just don't have any friends.