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BroccoliDog

23 M Mexico City, Mexico

My Details

Last Online
Jul 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Spawn of a herbal medicine man and a mystic alchemist, our hero began his life in December, being the oldest of his immediate family.

Intriguing yet a bit odd, his absence of self-preservation instinct has led to a number of bad decisions which leave him embarrassed yet somewhat funnier. He resides in the middle of the country known for many things, not any of them having to do with being particularly good at a worldwide level.

Should you seek out his attention, he will gladly and amicably return your interest with great interest. A good time and laughter is practically a guarantee, if not you get your money back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Umm... yes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out online personality trait questionnaires.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, devilish good looks and awesome Jersey Shore-style (but natural) tan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything with zombies is my favorite. Food too. Especially food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I used to have a smartass reply here listing chemical elements, and now I can't think of anything else...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never doing the same thing as the previous Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on how comfortable I am around someone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to LAUGH, because so do I.