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Brock-sama

31 / M / straight / Single

Brisbane, Australia

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.74m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am alternative, geeky, and gaijin-esque.

My Self-Summary

Allergies are god's curse upon the slothful.

Be-yuck!

I'll update this properly later, providing my mutant sinuses don't grow so large as to be capable of world domination.

What I’m doing with my life

Attempting to quit the cancer-sticks. Curse you Longbeach, curse you like a FOX...

Apart from that, learning japanese, saving for my next trip to said country, procrastinating about going back to the gym, and spending far too much time playing WoW.

I’m really good at

I'm moderately good with social situations when surrounded by people I don't know. In general, I'm good for about 10 minutes of inane small-talk. At the 15 minute mark however, I start to struggle. After 20 minutes, I can see the pity in their eyes...

My friends tell me that I used to be quite good at naming bands and songs. As in, they'd speak/hum/whistle/butcher a few lines from a song they'd recently heard that they liked but were unable to get the name of, and I could usually identify what it was. Nowadays, I just tell them to plug the lines into a Google query ;)

The first things people usually notice about me

My sense of humour. I am VERY self-deprecating. Anything for a laugh.

The six things I could never do without

Family.
Friends.
My car.
A functioning internet connection.
Access to some form of electronic gaming.
A partridge in a pear tree.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Currently: My japanese classes, specifically trying to figure out how to make the sound "tsu" without spitting at whomever I'm directing the comment at.

In general: "What if" situations. As in, what would I do if a certain extraordinary/unusual situation arose in my life. This sort of thing has occupied the major portion of my thinkin' over the years, for as long as I can remember, for reasons I cannot fathom.

On a typical Friday night I am

Currently: Cruising around a Mario Kart Wii track with Wario in his muscle car, cursing the other AI controlled competitors. Cheating bastards. Cute, cheating little bastards...

In general: In front of my TV or PC, or at a friend's place... in front of THEIR TV or PC...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like Pixar movies...

...don't judge me!

You should message me if

...you're a big kid, just like me.