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35 M Memphis, TN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:41pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
YYou might like a witty/sarcastic person like me. We will make fun of each other, laugh, and have fun. I have a solid corporate career but I can do the yin and the yang. We can be awesome in our different ways. If you are human you probably like one or two of the things I like:
- College football. You're least likely to like and that's fine. But dont take away my Fall Saturdays! And how about a Grizzlies game?
- Comedy shows. Yeah, you should like these. - Running and exercise. I'm a bit OCD and exercise pretty much everyday. Something about this should appeal to you. I've run marathons and ultras and my next endeavor is to run the Pike Peak marathon. It scares me a little.
- Tasty adult beverages. If you will exercise with my on late Sunday am and then drink mosas later ... well I am interested. - I like art, shows, and intelligent conversations. I'm a bit of a nerd. An awesome Revenge of the Nerds kind of a way.
What I’m doing with my life
I couldn't imagine it being much better. Unless you're awesome. And you will travel with me. Than it could be.
I’m really good at
- Being the perfect balance between the sarcastic guy and nice/thoughtful guy. If I make fun of you I like you. If I'm persistent I really like you. Twisted isn't it??
- Being the perfect balance between the boozy fun nerd and well to do professional type,
- Drunk texting/sexting and satisfying everytime. [In my Jim Gaffigan voice, did he just say that?]
The first things people usually notice about me
Sarcasm, wittiness, honesty, loyalty. Some women find me "cute" and "handsome."

My pics are a couple months old and I don't wear glasses now. I can put on some glasses if this is a deal breaker. I'm not fat and my other info is correct, Yes, being a Pisces is important [no, it's not].
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read smart business books and wildly inappropriate books by Tucker Max.

I am way behind on movie watching. This is where YOU come in to the picture Ms.

I like going to the Orpheum and seeing shows on Broadway in NYC. Favorites are Wicked, Jersey Boys, and Book of Mormon.

Like every other person in the world, I like Mexican, Sushi (cooked though), and Italian.
The six things I could never do without
- Vacation/travel,
- A tasty beverage,
- Live college football games,
- Running shoes,
- And as guy I think certain things are obvious.
- Spoiling my nephew who is too young to know how I awesome I am and that I'm spoiling him
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and Everything. I am ALWAYS thinking. Mostly things I won't tell you unless you're lucky.
On a typical Friday night I am
No typical here, at a bar or traveling somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My social security number is 539-64-8011 and I crush souls for a living.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're fit, attractive, witty, and an independent woman. Also, I would like to have a family at some point and kids are great but I don't want to get in a relationship with someone who already has them.