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Brody79

35 M Memphis, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You would like a witty/sarcastic guy like me. We will make fun of each other, laugh, and have fun. I have a solid corporate career but I can do the yin and the yang. We can be awesome in our different ways. If you are human you probably like one or two of the things I like:
- College football. You're least likely to like and that's fine. But dont take away my Fall Saturdays! And how about a Grizzlies game?
- Comedy shows. Yeah, you should like these. - Running and exercise. I'm a bit OCD and exercise pretty much everyday. Something about this should appeal to you. I've run marathons and ultras and my next endeavor is to run the Pike Peak marathon. It scares me a little.
- Tasty adult beverages. If you will exercise with my on late Sunday am and then drink mosas later ... well I am interested. - I like art, shows, and intelligent conversations. I'm a bit of a nerd. An awesome Revenge of the Nerds kind of a way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I couldn't imagine it being much better. Unless you're awesome. And you will travel with me. Then it could be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a jack of all trades. Errrrthing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sarcasm, wittiness, honesty, loyalty. Some women find me "cute" and "handsome."

My pics are a couple months old and I don't wear glasses now. I can put on some glasses if this is a deal breaker. I'm not fat and my other info is correct, Yes, being a Pisces is important [no, it's not].
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read stuff you wouldnt care about.

Play some foghat, please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0&feature=kp

I am way behind on movie watching. This is where YOU come in to the picture Ms.

If you wont eat Sunday brunch and drink mimosas with me than we are from different planets. I dont yet trust people from different planets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Vacation/travel,
- A tasty beverage,
- Live college football games,
- Running shoes,
- And as guy I think certain things are obvious.
- Spoiling my nephew who is too young to know how I awesome I am and that I'm spoiling him
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and Everything. I am ALWAYS thinking. Mostly things I won't tell you unless you're lucky.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical here, at a bar or traveling somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't cook and have finally found something to rationalize that decision clearly and succinctly: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cook_home
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fit, attractive, witty, and an independent woman. Also, I would like to have a family at some point and kids are great but I don't want to get in a relationship with someone who already has them.