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25 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Sterling and I drive an El Camino. I promise I'm not a cartoon character.

I like amber beer, old cars and motorcycles, healthy disagreement, all types of critters, big budget action moves and low budget documentaries, people who own their words, self deprecating and/or dark humor, and sitting somewhere quietly with no need to interrupt the peacefulness. These are just things I like. Not sure how often I encounter any or all of them in a given day. I don't expect anyone to ever be 100% aligned with things I like or do. In fact, I never expect anything from anyone, except being reasonable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm insanely passionate about the single most boring thing anyone could be...

Logistics for multi-million dollar distribution services. What went wrong with my life?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with amazingly efficient solutions for other people's problems, but never implementing them myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; I really like maps, history books, and historical autobiographies. I also like sci-fi (e.g. Dune), fantasy (LOTR, Joe Abercrombie,...), and mystery (Act of War).

Movies; Yes.

Shows; Archer, House, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Workaholics, Walking Dead, Top Gear UK Boardwalk Empire, Hell On Wheels, Orange Is The New Black (and I don't care who knows). Basically anything online, because I don't have cable.

Music; I like being able to find things I like in wide ranges of genres, and love even more when people want to introduce me to their favorite bands/artists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to build, create, or do that I just don't have the ability to at present time, for what ever reason. They get filed away and brought up at a later time. I literally can't sleep some nights cause my head is just churning some idea about an automated cable cutter or something even more boring to most people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping GI Joe defeat Cobra.

In a wooded glen somewhere, punch-dancing my rage away to 80's synth-rock.
You should message me if
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You are patient and kind to everyone, at least to the best of your ability, except taxi drivers... those guys are the devil.

You want to have a conversation solely in .gif form.

You enjoy hookah!

You aren't judgmental.

Or you have a weird desire to through away your prerequisite for ripped, tatted, artistic, well educated men. I promise you people will be looking at us and going, "How the fuck did that guy get with her? he must be rich/have a huge dick/be wicked smaht." Little do they know, none of those things are true. IS this a fetish? It should be...

Seriously, just be cool, man.

I may have hid a few cat gifs on this page.