It would be nice if you didn't want to show up drunk our first
and/or second meeting. I mean, if that's not too much to ask.
You enjoy hookah
and are curious to try a meticulously crafted bowl that will smoke
better than any other you've ever tried.
You want to be around me while I single handedly(read: drunkenly)
solve all the world's issues, before snapping back into sobriety,
deciding "fuck it", and just playing Mario Kart
You want our first meeting to be people watching
Seriously though: Please don't be looking for anything from me.
That includes casual as much as serious. I like to actually meet
people and not feel pressured to either judge what our life could
be like together or whether or not I'm supposed to be "making a
move". Just two people, getting to know each other. No pressure
I can find a way to get along with anyone who doesn't intentionally
disregard other people. I grew up in a town very opposite of what
I've become and I feel like that's given me a way to find
commonality or understand just about anyone I encounter.
Notes and References:
†-I work for a software company
╘ -Training people how to press buttons.
*grilled cheese sandwich may not be up to any or all individual's
taste preference, ethical/moral, health, religious, or whatever
crap, standards you might have. If you actually make it to the
point of getting to taste said fantastical piece of dairy heaven
and are not thoroughly blown away, you may choose any fitting
reparations, including but not limited to; interpretive dance,
errand running, costume wearing, or silly voice making. Offer
not valid in Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Mormon Enclaves, or
anywhere the average temp drops below 15.5C(60F) for more than a
month out of the year and that isn't within an economically viable
range of the Rocky Mountains, on a case by case basis.