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24 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Sterling and I drive an El Camino. I promise I'm not a cartoon character.

I like amber beer, old cars and motorcycles, healthy disagreement, all types of critters, big budget action moves and low budget documentaries, people who own their words, self deprecating and/or dark humor, and sitting somewhere quietly with no need to interrupt the peacefulness. These are just things I like. Not sure how often I encounter any or all of them in a given day. I don't expect anyone to ever be 100% aligned with things I like or do. In fact, I never expect anything from anyone, except being reasonable.

Besides all that, I try to only send dick pics to people who've asked for them, I don't ask people to do crazy sex acts with me upon meeting them, and I don't move to marriage in 3 messages. You'd think that puts me in like the top 3% or so.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm insanely passionate about the single most boring thing anyone could be...

Logistics for multi-million dollar distribution services. What went wrong with my life?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; I really like maps, history books, and historical autobiographies. I also like sci-fi (e.g. Dune), fantasy (LOTR, Joe Abercrombie,...), and mystery (Act of War).

Movies; Yes.

Shows; Archer, House, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Workaholics, Walking Dead, Top Gear UK Boardwalk Empire, Hell On Wheels, Orange Is The New Black (and I don't care who knows). Basically anything online, because I don't have cable.

Music; I like being able to find things I like in wide ranges of genres, and love even more when people want to introduce me to their favorite bands/artists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to build, create, or do that I just don't have the ability to at present time, for what ever reason. They get filed away and brought up at a later time. I literally can't sleep some nights cause my head is just churning some idea about an automated cable cutter or something even more boring to most people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping GI Joe defeat Cobra.

In a wooded glen somewhere, punch-dancing my rage away to 80's synth-rock.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a bad habit of mocking people's tone when they are talking to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are patient and kind to everyone, except taxi drivers... those guys are the devil.

You enjoy hookah!

You aren't judgmental.

I'm not an active participant of any narcotic. Weed makes me go to sleep, like instantly, so it's kind of pointless to me. I'm ok with whatever non-harmful lifestyle you lead, as long as you aren't all weird about me not joining.

Seriously, just be cool man.

You can troll me on kik; SterlingSylvir or snapchat; sterlingsylvir (I'm thuper creative)