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25 F Cambridge, MA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Norwegian (Poorly), Chinese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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According to my personality thing, I am grossly arrogant compared to the general populace so I really just like talking about how great I am.

Since Myers-Briggs seems to be popular, I'm a BAMF.

I realized later that I should have picked a lachrymator as a name.
What I’m doing with my life
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420 take naps errday.

One of my hobbies is making pets love me more than they love their owners.

Recently, I've been trying to get my friend to go to an Owl City concert so I can make fun of him for going to an Owl City concert. To be fair, people at my workplace were reminiscing about Dookie, so I asked him if he liked Green Day. He told me that he really liked American Idiot. He totally has it coming.

I like to get drunk and send insulting lowball offers to people on Craigslist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been dropping the new science and kicking the new knowledge.

I've been told that I have really good eye contact. Actually, I'm just staring blankly, and others' eyes accidentally meet my gaze.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"[S]he was restless, sly, casually abusive, and almost always willing to cut a deal. [S]he could yell at you and eat a brownie off your plate at the same time, and a phone call from [her] might involve thirty seconds of profanity followed by a cooed “love you” and a suddenly dead line.”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am illiterate.

The two traits that I really picked up when living in the Midwest were owning a lot of North Face and listening to This American Life.

Look, I am not going to bother listing all media ever consumed, with at least part of the list being required high school reading. Rest assured that I probably have better taste than you.

I was part of a Weezer cover band which involved drinking, googled tabs, and belting Pinkerton out as loud as possible. I plan to pick up ukulele so I can contribute something more than cheap beer. As soon as I remember my ebay password.
Update: I got my ukulele, and I am terrible.
Update #2: I sold it for 2/3 the original cost because I was too terrible.

There is a positive correlation between how much I hate you and how much you like The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

Based on FNL, The League, and growing up at a Big 10 school, I have a special place in my heart for football culture despite never watching it. I have helped organize superbowl parties with the sole intent of eating wings.

I keep a picture of Coach Taylor near my desk so he is always encouraging me with his fatherly pride and guidance.

My favorite kinds of dogs have achondroplasia.

I learned everything I know from Loveline.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Online shopping. I buy my laundry detergent and toothpaste on Amazon. The lab safety manager had to email me because I had so many packages that they were starting to block the halls and became a hazard.

Torrent sites. Yeah, I'm a rebel without a cause. I'm all "fuck the po-lice, coming straight out the underground." Bask in my bad girl attitude.

Ice cream. Ice cream? Ice cream!

Liver. I love foie gras but usually have to settle for pate de canard. My life is a constant struggle.

My purse. It's a Poppins-esque bottomless bag sometimes. Men refuse to pass me my wallet because they are frightened of reaching in and finding a Space Jam hole that leads to a puzzling cartoon world or a creature with teeth or a collection of barbed wire bits. Though I do have band-aids for that.

My ADIDAS. Walk through concert doors and roam all over Colosseum floors. Size 6.5 Sambas, classic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am planning to buy glasses, and in preparation I googled around which led me to a Flickr group called "Asian Girls in Glasses" that somehow includes photos of white women, elderly Asian women, and normal Asian girls just doing life things on the street.

Milk in a bag makes a lot more sense.

There's a 95% chance that I hate your non-full-beard facial hair.

I am also incredibly vain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking Malort while some dude tries to talk to me about lasers. Eating citrus fruits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once posted a Craigslist missed connection and actually got a response. He turned out to be (1) vegan, (2) addicted to ellipses, (3) a crackpot anti-establishment "artist". But he had some really hot arm tattoos.

Every time I have to mail something, I end up googling how to address an envelope because I never remember which is to and which is from. Then I feel shame because all the results are for children.

I keep my toenails painted so regularly that my unvarnished feet look kinda weird to me.

I once installed an app to keep me from drunk dialing or texting by requiring me to do a math problem before unlocking. The result was a lot of drunk voice messages about how good I am at math.

But really, I'm just your sweet everyday girl. Down to earth and all that. Just like you, I put on my bra one boob at a time.
You should message me if
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Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

You give no fucks.

You have never ever used "Sunday funday".

Or you want to act out all your food nerd dreams. Well, the ones involving trying new places and not the ones involving sexy mayonnaise times.

P.S. Stop messaging me looking for a dealer.