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Bromobenzene

25 Cambridge, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Norwegian (Poorly), Chinese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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According to my personality thing, I am grossly arrogant compared to the general populace so I really just like talking about how great I am.

Since Myers-Briggs seems to be popular, I'm a BAMF.

I realized later that I should have picked a lachrymator as a name.

Clear eyes and clogged arteries. Can't lose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One of my hobbies is making pets love me more than they love their owners.

I've been trying to get my friend to go to an Owl City concert so I can make fun of him for going to an Owl City concert. To be fair, people at my workplace were reminiscing about Dookie, so I asked him if he liked Green Day. He told me that he really liked American Idiot. He totally has it coming.

I like to get drunk and send insulting lowball offers to people on Craigslist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been dropping the new science and kicking the new knowledge.

I've been told that I have really good eye contact. Actually, I'm just staring blankly, and others' eyes accidentally meet my gaze.

Rolling over juuuust often enough to avoid bed sores.

Dreaming. I dream about having pets pretty often. My two major dream genres are buffet dreams and exploration dreams. Buffet dreams aren't necessarily about actual buffets but rather resource allocation to a variety of options. They also often involve food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"[S]he was restless, sly, casually abusive, and almost always willing to cut a deal. [S]he could yell at you and eat a brownie off your plate at the same time, and a phone call from [her] might involve thirty seconds of profanity followed by a cooed “love you” and a suddenly dead line.”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am illiterate.

Look, I am not going to bother listing all media ever consumed, with at least part of the list being required high school reading. Rest assured that I probably have better taste than you.

I was part of a Weezer cover band which involved drinking, googled tabs, and belting Pinkerton out as loud as possible. I plan to pick up ukulele so I can contribute something more than cheap beer. As soon as I remember my ebay password.
Update: I got my ukulele, and I am terrible.
Update #2: I sold it for 2/3 the original cost because I was too terrible.

I consume an absolutely disgusting amount of TV because it's background noise to whatever I'm doing. I don't pay very much attention. As a result, I watch less serious, involved shows than I'd like. One time I had to rewatch an episode four times to have any idea what was going on because I was busy making fridge pickles.

There is a positive correlation between how much I hate you and how much you like The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

My favorite kinds of dogs have achondroplasia.

I learned everything I know from Loveline.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Online shopping. I buy my laundry detergent and toothpaste on Amazon. The lab safety manager had to email me because I had so many packages that they were starting to block the halls and became a hazard.

Related: free shipping.

Ice cream. Ice cream? Ice cream!

My smartphone. I get lost really easily and would end up just dying on the streets while waiting for a bus. I also have a gadget attached to my space heater so I can turn it on remotely before I get home so it has time to warm the room up. It's also a great way to completely ignore someone in a social situation or to live tweet intercourse.

Salt. I regularly carry little packets in my purse.

Ghosts. The idea of ghosts. The idea of goats. Actual goats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want a dog.

I am planning to buy glasses, and in preparation I googled around which led me to a Flickr group called "Asian Girls in Glasses" that somehow includes photos of white women, elderly Asian women, and normal Asian girls just doing life things on the street.

Milk in a bag makes a lot more sense.

I want a dog!

Compared to Andrea Dworkin, I hate men twice as much, and I'm half as pretty.

There's a 95% chance that I hate your non-full-beard facial hair.

I am also incredibly vain. I would love to raise a clone of myself because I was an exceptionally cute baby.

Dooooooooooooooooog.

Pretty much everything about Soylent offends me.

Crafting the least appealing OKC profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking Malort while some dude tries to talk to me about lasers. Eating citrus fruits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once posted a Craigslist missed connection and actually got a response. He turned out to be (1) vegan, (2) addicted to ellipses, (3) a crackpot anti-establishment "artist". But he had some really hot arm tattoos.

I keep my toenails painted so regularly that my unvarnished feet look kinda weird to me.

I have a vagina. Shhhhhhhhh. ~*secrets*~

I once installed an app to keep me from drunk dialing or texting by requiring me to do a math problem before unlocking. The result was a lot of drunk voice messages about how good I am at math.

Unlike 90% of people on OKcupid, I do not ride a bike.

I get way too many messages given my personality, and I get way too few messages given my looks.

I have some pretty strong opinions on what an ideal wedding would be which should immediately terrify all men ever, but I also think of it only as a food event and not an event that requires anything stupid like a groom. It is really important to me that a cake doesn't have fondant. I have not considered anything like dresses, venue, flowers, guests, or whatever else.

There is a dating sim video game where you are a human girl who dates pigeons that I'd really like to play. Fuckin' sexy pigeons, strutting around with their sexy beaks and shit.

But really, I'm just your sweet everyday girl. Down to earth and all that. Just like you, I put on my bra one boob at a time. Haha just kidding they fell off.

Don't worry, I'm this overly verbose in real life too!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a man who will treat me like Kanye treats Kanye.

You want me to lol at your terrible message with my friends.

Your idea of a date doesn't involve me being cold at all.

You have any idea why my calamodin orange tree died all of a sudden but the dwarf Meyer lemon next to it is doing well. Seriously what the hell?

You want to buy me a new set of drill bits.

If we used to be friends a long time ago but then your dad killed my best friend.