I am illiterate.
The two traits that I really picked up when living in the Midwest
were owning a lot of North Face and listening to This American
Look, I am not going to bother listing all media ever consumed,
with at least part of the list being required high school reading.
Rest assured that I probably have better taste than you.
I was part of a Weezer cover band which involved drinking, googled
tabs, and belting Pinkerton out as loud as possible. I plan to pick
up ukulele so I can contribute something more than cheap beer. As
soon as I remember my ebay password.
Update: I got my ukulele, and I am terrible.
Update #2: I sold it for 2/3 the original cost because I was too
There is a positive correlation between how much I hate you and how
much you like The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
Based on FNL, The League, and growing up at a Big 10 school, I have
a special place in my heart for football culture despite never
watching it. I have helped organize superbowl parties with the sole
intent of eating wings.
I keep a picture of Coach Taylor near my desk so he is always
encouraging me with his fatherly pride and guidance.
My favorite kinds of dogs have achondroplasia.
I learned everything I know from Loveline.