Our next contestant was born and raised in the suburbs of Detroit and currently resides in that most wonderful of boroughs... Brooklyyyyyyyynnnnnnnn. Yes, that's right folks, he's a tattooed and tech savvy cyclist. His interests include computers, movies, gadgets, design, cycling, seeing live music, and exploring Brooklyn.
When we asked him what's the one thing he's looking for in a match, he said, "Who are you? What the hell are you doing in my apartment?"
His turn-ons include things such as tattoos, girls who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty, enjoying exploring the city, and knowing the proper use of their, there, and they're.
Turn-offs include militant vegetarians, people who stop on subway stairs to talk on the phone, and generally rude behavior.
So if you're thinking to yourself, "Hey, this guy sounds kinda awesome!" well then you are right! Sp keep on reading and we'll return to a regular first person style of writing after this short break.