OK, maybe not a PPT, maybe a product launch like a Steve Jobs thing where I'm giving you a marketing tease that I'm launching 3 new products --but wha?? It can ALL be done in 1 device? BOOM. Mind blown. You know the one I'm talking about.
So here's the pitch: I consider myself a lady and a woman. I run my own business, surf, do Bikram yoga, have two daughters ages 4 and 10. Each day I try to bring creativity and positivity to the things I do and try to make the world a slightly better place, make even small interactions slightly more pleasant than they might otherwise be. I sometimes drink whiskey like an Irishman, swear like a trucker and might take you down in an arm wrestling match. I love art but hate pretense. I'm well-read but love low brow. I love nice clothes but find shopping boring and won't drag you along with me. I've got my own mind and hope yours is different than mine. The worst thing thing I've ever been is bored.