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25 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, —
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Sal. I'm not like the other girls.

Here's some stuff you should know about me.

1. I'm 5'10, and refuse to acknowledge this 5'9-and-a-half business that my doctor keeps telling me.

2. Personally, I say the glass is completely full — half with water, half with air. I like to think this means I'm a realist. But mostly it just means I'm not invited to parties.

3. I really love it when a girl runs her fingers through my chest hair. I know, it sounds weird, but if you had chest hair you'd love it too, so don't judge.

4. Texan girls are cute and can be fun, but it's hard to find women of substance. I'm hoping there are one or two hiding out on here.

5. I suspect I have the soul of a 70 year old man. I know what you're thinking — "he must be really mature, that's kinda sexy."

Shut up and get off my lawn.

6. I can be a bit of a flirt. But I'm really good at it. One flirt from me is as good as, like, three normal flirts.

7. Talk to me about philosophy, neuroscience, physics, psychology, art, language, literature, decision theory, chicken, the world. Be rigorous. Brains are hot.

8. When it comes down to it, I guess what I'm really looking for is a reason to clean my bathroom.
What I’m doing with my life
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I try to keep my life simple and austere. But I also believe in constantly bettering myself.

To give you an idea: I am currently applying to Master's programs, training at Atomic Athlete, doing kickboxing, volunteering at a domestic violence shelter, dancing salsa, doing improv, brushing up my photography, reading feverishly, eating a moderate paleo diet (translation: no grains), memorizing poetry so I can recite it by heart, fasting once a week, writing a book, and, apparently, online shopping for people.

Don't ask me about my book. I'll tell you about it later. Like, after we've been married for a few years and you confront me about it violently.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sounding debonaire when I curse,
not remembering names,
being handsome,
vanquishing bad guys with a mere look,
charming old ladies (with a mere look),
playing with children,
traumatizing children with a mere look,
dancing better than the white boys,
and rhyming all the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I'm "mansome." I don't actually know what that means, but I'm hoping you do and you're totally into that.

People sometimes stop me to tell me that I look like [random colored athlete]. Which is okay, because I think we all look alike too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Read – Nabokov, Nietzsche, Neruda
Filmgo – City of God, Annie Hall, Samsara
Watch – Six Feet Under, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop
Listen – Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx - Running
Cast – TAL, Rationally Speaking, Poetry off the Shelf, Big Ideas
Eat – Cobb salads with extra avocado
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rilke's letters;
the embittered-old-man diatribes of Louis C.K.;
crisp nights when you can see all the stars in the sky;
Bill Watterson, for implanting false memories about the wonders of childhood;
bathroom breaks;
and, of course, my fan club.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do vegans swallow? Are hipsters really people, like with feelings and internal organs and all that? And what's that white stuff in bird poop? It's philosophical questions like these that keep me up at night.

I figured out what that white stuff is though. Turns out, it's also bird poop.

Habitus. Incentives. Word choice. Rituals. Radical honesty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sounding my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually two midgets in a trench coat. Sex gets complicated, but don't worry. We're pretty spry.

On a more serious note, I'm something of an eccentric. I won't like you if you're too normal. Also, I'll think you're cooler if you use "haha" over "LOL".

I don't drink anything other than water. What am I even doing in this town?

My Myers-Briggs type is STFU.

Also, I'm a feminist, and it weirds me out how many women on here say they aren't.
You should message me if
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You seek first to understand, then to be understood.

You're sensitive to the suffering in the world, yet know how to belly laugh.

You're a lover and a fighter. Not a bitch, but a bit of a bastard.

You actually read my profile. In which case — congratulations! You are now in love with me. See how easy that was? Now you make me a baby. Haha, I'm kidding. Why make a baby when we can just steal one?